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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Devils Affricate posted:

Computer toucher here so I get to work remotely and by work I mean drink and jerk off

Same but I'm not a computer toucher. Or employed at all.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

what costs $300 on pornhub?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Devils Affricate posted:

what costs $300 on pornhub?

If you're paying $300 for pornography on the internet in 2020, you done hosed up.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Found a new role model:
https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents/

quote:

A Brooklyn man claiming to be infected with the coronavirus coughed on FBI agents who were investigating him for hoarding medical supplies, the US Attorney’s Office said Monday.

Baruch Feldheim, 43, is facing charges of assault and making false statements to the feds on Sunday outside his Borough Park home where he allegedly peddled and stored massive amounts of N95 respirator masks, federal officials said.

Feldheim is also accused of price-gouging. On March 18, he’s suspected of selling a New Jersey doctor about 1,000 of the masks for $12,000, a markup of roughly 700 percent, authorities said.

The accused fraudster also directed another doctor to an Irvington, NJ, auto repair shop to pick up another order. There, the doctor reported to investigators that Feldheim was allegedly hoarding enough medical supplies “to outfit an entire hospital.”

The materials included hand sanitizers, Clorox wipes, chemical cleaning agents and surgical supplies.

By last Monday, Feldheim was operating from his Brooklyn home, offering to push surgical gowns to a nurse, the feds said.

Two days later, the suspected hoarder received a gigantic shipment at his home of about eight pallets of face masks.

FBI agents then staked out his house, first noticing empty boxes of N95 masks outside.

On Sunday, they said they witnessed “multiple instances” of people approaching Feldheim’s residence and walking away with what appeared to be medical supplies.
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Following Feldheim’s arrest, the FBI on Monday night raided a warehouse on Pennsylvania Avenue in an industrial section of Linden, NJ, that housed Feldhim’s suspected stash of 80,000 masks, a source said.

Mask-wearing agents and other workers placed the eight pallets of medical supplies into a box truck.

This guy got hustle

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Nah, gently caress him. People who attempt to profiteer off of disasters should be shot.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if cops only did stuff like that they would be cool and good

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmNqXaGuo2k


Idk why you guys are so down on him dude was smart, aggressive, and acted fast to capitalize on market trends

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Serious answer, I've been day trading options. I put in like 500 on Ameritrade and I'm up to 10k in a month.

I lost a couple thousand getting the hang of it but right now its easy money since markets are moving wildly. Just learn to use thinkorswim and poo poo, watch some youtube and follow fintwit.

RIP the system beotch

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

no pubes yet sorry posted:

Serious answer, I've been day trading options. I put in like 500 on Ameritrade and I'm up to 10k in a month.

I lost a couple thousand getting the hang of it but right now its easy money since markets are moving wildly. Just learn to use thinkorswim and poo poo, watch some youtube and follow fintwit.

RIP the system beotch

Do you have a legit day trading account? Last I checked, you needed like 20k to open one.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Rad-daddio posted:

Do you have a legit day trading account? Last I checked, you needed like 20k to open one.

20k trades?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Rad-daddio posted:

Do you have a legit day trading account? Last I checked, you needed like 20k to open one.

Not true. You're confusing pattern day trading with just a trading account.

To day trade is to perform 4 or more times in 5 business days. That requires $25K.

You can trade with less but if you break te above rules your account will be restricted to only cash trades. Meaning you'll have to wait two days after buying and selling a security.

I'm leaving a lot out but don't daytrade. Its gambling and if you dont know the rules youll lose, plus the taxes are going to eat your gains.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Oscar Wild posted:

Not true. You're confusing pattern day trading with just a trading account.

To day trade is to perform 4 or more times in 5 business days. That requires $25K.

You can trade with less but if you break te above rules your account will be restricted to only cash trades. Meaning you'll have to wait two days after buying and selling a security.

I'm leaving a lot out but don't daytrade. Its gambling and if you dont know the rules youll lose, plus the taxes are going to eat your gains.

Ah, got it.

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality

How do you spend $300 on online porn? :whoptc:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

LabyaMynora posted:

If you're paying $300 for pornography on the internet in 2020, you done hosed up.

I mean yeah I'd argue that you hosed up if you're paying more than $0 but out of curiosity I just checked pornhub's premium options and there's nothing even close to being this expensive

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

DropsySufferer posted:

How do you spend $300 on online porn? :whoptc:

live shows :shrug:

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Stealing from undermanned shops seems popular. I saw st least 3 people doing it just today

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I've been instructed to clock in and out from my home pc remotely to my work pc as if I'm actually working but there is literally nothing to do as my work is processing physical paperwork. The government agency I work for has been sending us training materials to do to keep busy but poo poo gets taken care of within half an hour so I have the rest of the week "earning" that government check.

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