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nut

like it�s a bad thing? are rappers got the shits? more like crappers haha but I respect the music

# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:49

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:57

Macnult

[entering with a bottle of peptobismol]
rapper: ooohhh macnult with the shits!!
me: no dude, more like i been HAD the shits
*canned laughter*

# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:37

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Look
If you had
One poo poo
Or one crap-ortunity
To poo poo on everything you ever wanted
In one bowel movement
Would you crap on it?
Or just let it poo poo?

*fart*

His rear end crack is sweaty, stools loose and wetly
There's doo-doo on his sweatpants already, mom's spaghetti
He's overrated, but on the surface he looks constipated
He wants to drop bombs, and he keeps on strainin'

Nothing comes out, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his butt cheeks, but nothing comes out
He's fartin', loud, everybody's jokin' now
Nothing runs out, times up, over, blaow!
Lack of crap his reality, dissed by gravity
Poop's a no-go, he choked
He's locked up, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole rear end is a joke
It don't matter, his hole, he knows that it's broke
He's so backed up, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the commode again yo, his home is Crap City
Better go crap this bowel movement and hope it don't pass him

You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better...

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:14

biosterous

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Look
If you had
One poo poo
Or one crap-ortunity
To poo poo on everything you ever wanted
In one bowel movement
Would you crap on it?
Or just let it poo poo?

*fart*

His rear end crack is sweaty, stools loose and wetly
There's doo-doo on his sweatpants already, mom's spaghetti
He's overrated, but on the surface he looks constipated
He wants to drop bombs, and he keeps on strainin'

Nothing comes out, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his butt cheeks, but nothing comes out
He's fartin', loud, everybody's jokin' now
Nothing runs out, times up, over, blaow!
Lack of crap his reality, dissed by gravity
Poop's a no-go, he choked
He's locked up, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole rear end is a joke
It don't matter, his hole, he knows that it's broke
He's so backed up, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the commode again yo, his home is Crap City
Better go crap this bowel movement and hope it don't pass him

You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better...

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he/him

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:17

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Look
If you had
One poo poo
Or one crap-ortunity
To poo poo on everything you ever wanted
In one bowel movement
Would you crap on it?
Or just let it poo poo?

*fart*

His rear end crack is sweaty, stools loose and wetly
There's doo-doo on his sweatpants already, mom's spaghetti
He's overrated, but on the surface he looks constipated
He wants to drop bombs, and he keeps on strainin'

Nothing comes out, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his butt cheeks, but nothing comes out
He's fartin', loud, everybody's jokin' now
Nothing runs out, times up, over, blaow!
Lack of crap his reality, dissed by gravity
Poop's a no-go, he choked
He's locked up, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole rear end is a joke
It don't matter, his hole, he knows that it's broke
He's so backed up, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the commode again yo, his home is Crap City
Better go crap this bowel movement and hope it don't pass him

You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better...

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:25

nut

Gen Z rappers
say "im old im done"
but who u know better
rhyme immodium

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Look
If you had
One poo poo
Or one crap-ortunity
To poo poo on everything you ever wanted
In one bowel movement
Would you crap on it?
Or just let it poo poo?

*fart*

His rear end crack is sweaty, stools loose and wetly
There's doo-doo on his sweatpants already, mom's spaghetti
He's overrated, but on the surface he looks constipated
He wants to drop bombs, and he keeps on strainin'

Nothing comes out, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his butt cheeks, but nothing comes out
He's fartin', loud, everybody's jokin' now
Nothing runs out, times up, over, blaow!
Lack of crap his reality, dissed by gravity
Poop's a no-go, he choked
He's locked up, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole rear end is a joke
It don't matter, his hole, he knows that it's broke
He's so backed up, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the commode again yo, his home is Crap City
Better go crap this bowel movement and hope it don't pass him

You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better...

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:27

Escape From Noise

Is that why ButtTheShitManFart hasn't posted? He's off forging a rap career?

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:28

nut

imma lover not a wresslah
poo poo my drawers up in the tesla

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:32

Escape From Noise

To the tune of "Shots" by LMFAO and Lil John:

Shits shits shits shits shits shits
shits shits shits shits shits
shits shits shits shits shits

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:34

nut

SQRRRT SQRRRT

# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

imma lover not a wresslah
poo poo my drawers up in the tesla

# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:14

google THIS

If you're not with the shits you're against the shits

# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Rollin' with my rear end out the window making GBS threads on people's shoes!
Payback- Hit yo rear end with my behind and my behind's kinda runny
Rollin' with my rear end out the window making GBS threads on people's shoes!
Payback- Hit yo rear end with my behind and my behind's kinda runny

# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:03

nut

crap rules everything around me

# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:05

nut

Rain drop
drop top
droppin' a dookie when the fart knocks

# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:08

nut

from the windowwwwwwwwws
to the walls

oh god it�s everywhere

# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Butt, butt, butt butt
Butt, butt, butt butt
Butt, butt, butt butt
Butt, butt, butt butt

I'm gonna poop my pants,
I ate too many greasy hot pockets,
Oh drat it's coming
I really should be running
This is so disgusting...

Run into the bathroom like "What up? I dropped a whole lot
Of poop in my pants that I hoped was a hot fart!"
It was a gamble that sure proved costly
People like "drat, that sure looks nasty!"
Running in unbuckling my belt and buttons hoping
I get there in time without soaking
Everyone in poop, like the dude standing next to me
Gonna need to wash these pants, smells like Kent State Girl's pants (shhhiiiitttt)

I'm sorry, it's the only thing that made sense!

There's poop in it I'm washin' it it's a major accomplishment
Hurrying up as fast as I can before someone else comes walking in

lovely and grungey, gently caress it, I am scrubbing and soaping it and
Saving my money and I'm hella happy, that's a bargain bitch

Imma take your toilet paper
Imma take your toilet paper
No for real, I need your toilet paper

Can I have these paper towels? (Thank you!)

poo poo ran down filled both of my slippers
Dookie brown shoes i'm wearing now, dig it
They had a broken dryer, didn't use the broken dryer
I used the paper towels and got myself drier

Hello, hello, my shoes were once yellow
John Wayne Gacy wouldn't wear these things, hell no
I could bleach them out and maybe try to sell one
The sneaker heads would be like "Ah, he got the rear end runs!"

I'm gonna poop my pants,
I ate too many greasy hot pockets,
Oh drat it's coming
I really should be running
This is so disgusting...

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:34

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Hello, hello, my shoes were once yellow
John Wayne Gacy wouldn't wear these things, hell no
I could bleach them out and maybe try to sell one
The sneaker heads would be like "Ah, he got the rear end runs!"

# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:39

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

Hello, gar�on, I'm with The Shits PArty

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# ? Apr 7, 2020 16:57

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Gonna need to wash these pants, smells like Kent State Girl's pants (shhhiiiitttt)

I love you dude but :redass:

# ? Apr 7, 2020 21:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm sorry, it's the only thing that made sense!

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# ? Apr 7, 2020 21:43

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I forgive you friend

# ? Apr 7, 2020 22:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Slush Garbo posted:

I forgive you friend

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# ? Apr 7, 2020 22:19

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

OMG I owe you a big apology for that spanking, splat!

I thought you meant the woman in the Kent State shooting photo, crouched by a dead student and crying! Like you were inferring that she soiled herself in fear.

Now I realize who you're talking about lol

# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Slush Garbo posted:

OMG I owe you a big apology for that spanking, splat!

I thought you meant the woman in the Kent State shooting photo, crouched by a dead student and crying! Like you were inferring that she soiled herself in fear.

Now I realize who you're talking about lol

Thank God...

That woulda been awful

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# ? Apr 8, 2020 17:23

nut

don't push me while i squat in this heddddge

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:01

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nut posted:

don't push me while i squat in this heddddge

I'm try-in not to poo poo my self...
Uh huh huh huh
*fart!*

My tummy rumbles sometimes it makes me wonder
Why I wear my underwear

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# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:16

Chrs

thinkin bout my grandmama and poo poo

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:49

Chrs

la-da-da-da-dahh
it's the motherfuckin D-O-double-G

POOP DOOOOOGGG!!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:52

DJDadJoke: Stupid Newbie

Dumber for drinking so much Sith Lighting Mountain Dew

Kids, don't cough on my lawn!!!

I'm down with the hippity hops. Just sayin'

*Pops, the thread rating buttons are not thread page buttons. SMH

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