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1. Well fuckers, gently caress YA! sincerely an employee of Wal*Mart 2. dearest boss, why did i waste my time on this stupid insipid poo poo. life is just a blip between an endless eternity of silence on either end, and i spent it on this poo poo? yours truly. somebody who worked in the advertising industry
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Dear fart fetish fan-fic poster, I dunno what the gently caress that was about, but I want you to know neither of our deaths will have been in vain. RIP forever, Beef
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Apr 7, 2020 17:41
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3. dear beef, death is certain. also does the thought of our insignifcance in the universe trouble your or are you thinkin bout thos beans? -fart fetishist fan-fic poster.
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Apr 7, 2020 17:47
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Everyone, You were always a disappointment. -Me
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Apr 7, 2020 18:11
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Dear ma and pa, remember all those times you screamed at me about how the gays were behind everything and they were the ruination of society? IT WAS ME MA AND PA, IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG. love, me and then there's a bunch of rainbow stickers all over it.
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Apr 7, 2020 18:14
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Dear my beloved family, In order to avoid paying taxes I've been hoarding my wealth in a secret location. You can find it at- ACKKK IM DEAD!. Love, RepeatingMeme
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Apr 7, 2020 19:19
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To Whom it May Concern: Best Regards, Mozi
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Apr 7, 2020 19:40
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*Writes a letter after I died*
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Apr 7, 2020 20:24
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Hey Jim, Klarf. It's an imaginary letter. Mildest regards Also Jim
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Apr 7, 2020 20:29
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My Spirit Otter posted:Hey Jim, My Liege, I have discovered plot wherein Jim plans to assassinate Jim! Your humble Spymaster, - Jim
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Apr 7, 2020 20:31
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Big Beef City posted:Dear fart fetish fan-fic poster, Loled really hard at this to the point that wife looked over at me and asked what was so funny and I couldn't explain because she is to normal to understand
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Apr 7, 2020 20:35
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DEAR RICHARD, *incomprehensible gobbledygook with what appears to be onomatopoeia for farts* BEST REGARDS AND WELL-WISHES, -Bogus Adventure
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Apr 7, 2020 20:35
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To my friends and relatives: I look back on my life dedicated to posting on some forums that are even deader and gayer than I am and can only say this: I really wish I drove to Reform to get one of them hotdogs Roll Tide, Nooner
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Apr 7, 2020 20:38
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Big Beef City posted:Dear fart fetish fan-fic poster, surely 11 entries in the Leper's Colony in 1 day is a record
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Apr 7, 2020 20:39
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To my children, I leave you the login credentials to my Something Awful account. Please continue my legacy of whitenoise garbage With love, Your father
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Apr 7, 2020 20:54
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Who What Now posted:To my children, P.S. dont look at my post history. Only horror and disappointment await you there
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Apr 7, 2020 21:42
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Dear Humanity, If you're reading this, it means I am dead, and I've taken the codes to disarm the device, and it's location with me. It should become active any day now. When you see what comes next, you'll wish you were already dead like me. Muah-ha-ha. Hugs N' Kisses, Jay_Zombie
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Hello Muddah, hello Faddah, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner All the counsellors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has Malaria You remember Jeffery Hardy They're about to organize a searching party Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah Take me home, I hate Grenada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear Take me home, I promise I will Not make noise, or mess the house with Other boys, oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah How's my precious little bruddah Let me come home if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's bettah Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter
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Apr 10, 2020 18:10
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To my best friend The password to my computer is xxxxxxxxx Delete all my movies. I don't want anybody to know my undying love for Michael Bay. - Mazzi p.s. Oh yeah delete the porn too while you're at it, unless you wanna keep some.
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Apr 10, 2020 18:19
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Itchy. Tasty.
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"Not gonna lie, that search history is mine. Look, if I didn't have time to explain why I look at a taco bell only forum, then I def don't got time now. Make sure you go and let them know what happend to me and if someone "lols" then I'll rest happy"
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