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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

With what, scissors? I only have one mirror.

It's a hat life for me from now on :weedass::stonkhat::tinfoil::atlus::tipshat:

just give it time and soon you will have a lustrous mane and then i will cut it and steal your power


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kuskus

Kief Richards posted:

just give it time and soon you will have a lustrous mane and then i will cut it and steal your power
Now you listen to me: I have a seemingly unlimited supply of hot piss, and I can make even more. I'm on the lookout for those stealing my hair and I'm not afraid to dip into my hot piss reserves in defense. Let this be a warning.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
^^^ what he said :smugbert:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


kuskus posted:

Now you listen to me: I have a seemingly unlimited supply of hot piss, and I can make even more. I'm on the lookout for those stealing my hair and I'm not afraid to dip into my hot piss reserves in defense. Let this be a warning.

:piss:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Law and Order: HPC
Hot piss crimes division

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
just ordered an Adidas baseball cap on shoe carnival.com

take that hair :boom:





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kuskus

I was rly proud of my self-cut from last night using a 9mm, 12mm, and 16mm clip gaurd with a comb, I even did my eyebrows with a 3mm.

...then I looked in the mirror today and got the clippers back out. Wow they must pay people to do this :shrug:

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Law and Order: HPC
Hot piss crimes division

Pee man on the land struck again?

itry




I just want to cut the stray hairs at the back. I don't want a quarantine-mullet. :(

It'll be all skewed if I try it myself.

kuskus posted:

Wow they must pay people to do this :shrug:

:ohdear:

nut



:getin:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

esplain ur method pls

it almost looks like someone else cut ur hair 2 me... :cop:

nut

prepuce repurposed posted:

esplain ur method pls

it almost looks like someone else cut ur hair 2 me... :cop:

I used scissors in someone else’s hand but controlled them with verbal tones and squeaks do we ever truly do anything ourselves

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
using scissors taped to a 6 foot stick i presume





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nut

prepuce repurposed posted:

using scissors taped to a 6 foot stick i presume

I sat in front of the mirror and said bloody hairy three time

Finger Prince


nut posted:

I sat in front of the mirror and said bloody hairy three time

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

I sat in front of the mirror and said bloody hairy three time





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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

nut posted:

I sat in front of the mirror and said bloody hairy three time

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
wish i had a mirror so i could say bloody hairy 3x/haircut

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Soon, the carpet will meet the drapes and the ritual will be complete.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


op please post your current hair


Robot Made of Meat

Kief Richards posted:

op please post your current hair

Or perhaps put it in a bowl.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Or perhaps put it in a bowl.

With ranch dressing.

High on the hog, 90's style.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


LastGoodBoy posted:

With ranch dressing.

eat the eggs

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