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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was trying to social distance A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The police show up within minutes to charge them with breaking and entering Q. Knock Knock A. Who's there? Q. Wuhan A. Wuhan who? Q. Did you say "Wuhan Flu"? Dude...
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No one: Absolutely no one: Everyone: 's dead
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Apr 14, 2020 10:25
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That song My Sharona but you replace Sharona with "Covid-19"
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Apr 14, 2020 10:27
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Three Boomers are in the ICU arguing over who gets the last ventilator - haven't worked out a punchline for this yet but hell, I'm laughing already
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Apr 14, 2020 10:45
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Gas.
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Apr 14, 2020 11:01
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Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
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Apr 14, 2020 12:15
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Poasty posted:That song My Sharona but you replace Sharona with "Covid-19" don't you mean "M-m-m-m-my corona!"
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Apr 14, 2020 14:15
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Aishlinn posted:don't you mean "M-m-m-m-my corona!" 
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Aishlinn posted:don't you mean "M-m-m-m-my corona!" c-c-c-covid 19.
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I heard a pretty good one about a Chinese delivery driver but it's kind of racist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm9ZDn2lzKo
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No corona, Car Ownah!
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pizza combos posted:Gas.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ciHpT4WuM
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Sweeeeet Quar-an-tine (Cor-oh-na) My lungs ain't workin' so good (so good! so good!) Yeah I've been reclined (ba da da) Though by now they've filled with fluid..
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Apr 16, 2020 15:06
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Yeah, it demonstrably didn't pan out the way I'd hoped. No biggie.
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https://youtu.be/n0E7EaRLmSI
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Whoa re these people? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7Vk_qaiB8
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Apr 16, 2020 15:28
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if you like pina corona
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Zeluth posted:Whoa re these people? Hang on a second.. I DON'T like it :/
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Apr 16, 2020 15:42
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Big Beef City posted:Hang on a second.. I DON'T like it :/ Try my 2 week rice and beans. You will forget about Covid-19. (Don't try it, I am poisoning you.)
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Covid 19 (Hey Nineteen, Steely Dan) I used to live in Wuhan China Inside a mighty pangolin Some rear end in a top hat ate him Stirred and fried Moved on to Beijing Where the hell am I? Covid 19 No, we can't stand together(We can't stand together) No, we can't breathe at all Please wash your hands 'til your skin turns red Covid 19 That's a fuckin' cruise ship Completely filled with really olds Gotta start infectin' Not one survivor People going crazy Time for gettin' bold Covid 19 No, bro it's just the flu No, we can't stand together No, we can't breathe at all Please wash your hands 'til your skin turns red The Purell's sold The shelves are emptyin' Toilet paper's no big thing (Spray it again) The Purell's sold The shelves are emptyin' Toilet paper's no big thing The Purell's sold The shelves are emptyin' Toilet Paper's no big thing No, we can't stand together No, we can't breathe at all
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At least it's not an IPA virus 
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Here with my SARS I feel sickest of all I can cough up my guts It's the only way to live With SARS Here with my SARS I can only believe I can listen to Trump It keeps me stable for days With SARS Here with my SARS My body breaks down Will you come save me please If I open my door With SARS Here with my SARS I know I've started to think About leaving tonight Because nothing seems right With SARS I know I've started to think I know I've started to think
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Covid 19? What about other numbers 1 thru 18!
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pizza combos posted:Gas. oxygen is a gas
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