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a nigga who smoke posted:very cool what's your second event lmfao
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Fleetwood Crack posted:I wouldn't gently caress with the world wars. We learned that nukes and genocide were both very bad and ww2 got us modern computing. Did we though?
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Apr 27, 2020 14:15
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Modern computing is actually very bad because it brought us your posting If I went back in time I'd kick old man Babbage right in his ballsack, and Turing too for good measure.
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Apr 27, 2020 18:53
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i would travel to 1940 and kill gary gygax thus preventing the invention of videogame lootcrates or micro-transaction "XP boosts" then i would travel to 2000 and would make Al Gore win the election against George Bush, just to prove to everyone that it would make absolutely no difference Rutibex fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Apr 27, 2020 |
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Apr 27, 2020 19:44
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push rupert murdoch down the stairs in that case ill have a coke
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Apr 27, 2020 21:01
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1 Go back in time 30ish years and deliver myself as a baby. 2 Follow that up by kidnapping myself as a baby and raising myself to be faster, smarter, and stronger with my wealth of knowledge.
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Apr 27, 2020 21:02
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Bloopsy posted:OP's birth. That's it. My own birth
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Apr 27, 2020 21:49
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Car Hater posted:My own birth I always knew you were a motherfucker. I didn't know you resented it so much.
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Apr 27, 2020 23:58
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I'd go kick Arnold Schoenberg's rear end on Jan 1, 1920. He knows why. No need for a second change
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Apr 28, 2020 00:39
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Prevent Lenin's stroke. Make sure Henry Wallace got the VP spot instead of Truman.
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Apr 28, 2020 00:51
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I would go back in time to treat a couple of people better and explore the butterfly effect.
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Apr 28, 2020 01:08
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It feels like the genie or whatever is really setting you up for something here, like by specifying the second event you're essentially guaranteeing the first doesn't really change anything. So, I'd say 1) go back 100 years and ask me what thing I want to change right now 2) change what I ask for
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Apr 28, 2020 01:12
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Fleetwood Crack posted:I wouldn't gently caress with the world wars. We learned that nukes and genocide were both very bad and ww2 got us modern computing. I wouldn’t gently caress with anything prior to the end of the Cold War, honestly. Too much chance of the world ending up as an irradiated hellscape. Like, you could go kill Hitler in 1936 or whatever, but nuclear weapons would inevitably still be created and their development and early history could involve multiple countries nuking the poo poo out of each other instead of ending up at a standstill like we did. Sucrose fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Apr 28, 2020 |
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Apr 28, 2020 01:25
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I feel like the world is doing pretty good right noe so I think it would be hubris to try and change anything
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Apr 28, 2020 01:29
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Rutibex posted:i would travel to 1940 and kill gary gygax thus preventing the invention of videogame lootcrates or micro-transaction "XP boosts" I doubt Al Gore would have invaded Iraq, and if you put it off at least 4 years the country wouldn’t be as stoned on misguided patriotism.
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Apr 28, 2020 01:37
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Schwza posted:Make sure Henry Wallace got the VP spot instead of Truman. This is a good one. Make sure lowtax's parents never meet and kill this forum before it ever had a chance to start.
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Apr 28, 2020 03:42
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guidoanselmi posted:This is a good one. This also kills 4chan and probably Reddit. 3 birds with one time stone
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Apr 28, 2020 18:21
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well admittedly one of mine has to be going back in time an not loving up my own thread in the first post.
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If you go far enough and wipe out the whole human race by maybe kicking the first protohuman monkey man directly in the balls, it would erase all your embarrassments
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