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We the posters, in order to form a more perfect forum, and under the auspices of a literal deist god, have gathered to agree upon Articles in which our confederation may be founded, among these posting, quoting, and the pursuit of humor The first article Thou shalt pay ten american dollars, not including applicable taxes The second article Thou shall refrain from attempting to ovethrow the united states government The third article Thou shall refrain from prejudice against any ethnicity, creed, orientation, religion, disability, or ideology The fourth article Thou shouldist post at every available opportunity The fifth article Each subforum shall mint its own currency which is to be pegged, at some graduation, with the renminbi The sixth article Each subforum shall uphold a militia to defend her in times of war and unrest The seventh article Every year, each subforum must submit a tax which is to be exercised for the good of the forum by a comittee consisting of 17 random posters Are there any comments or ammendments you all have in mind before I sand this ink over? I wouldn't want to remake the forums in my image without feedback
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I shall sign this decree sincerely, John Handjob
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Apr 16, 2020 19:31
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The franchise shall not be extended to non-platowners
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Apr 16, 2020 19:32
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Suck and tug gently upon my balls, op
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Apr 16, 2020 19:37
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I go into a room to revise articles, come out with a whole new document that you dont get to review before its implemented
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Apr 16, 2020 19:38
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Can I still attempt to overthrow other national governments?
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Apr 16, 2020 19:47
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That's what we're here to hammer out. I'm willing that the Council of 17 be platinum members
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Apr 16, 2020 19:53
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Should members of high standing, once defenestrated be stricken from the book of eternal life in heaven?
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Apr 16, 2020 19:55
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The charter of this land should include a line about the proper course of action in the event that the van is rocking. Gentlegoons, knocking. Yay or nay?
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Apr 16, 2020 20:51
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Eighth article You are banned, go back to the first article.
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Apr 16, 2020 20:55
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CheeseThief posted:The charter of this land should include a line about the proper course of action in the event that the van is rocking. absolutely yay. point of inquiry: does this require a second to warrant a vote? point of inquiry: if a vote is warranted, what percentage majority is required for it to enter the charter? Point of order: I second the motion that the OP also suck and tug gently upon my balls.
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Apr 16, 2020 21:00
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Looking at "Rules of Order", we see that we require a 1/3 majority of yays to amend the document. For the sucking and tugging of genitalia, gently or otherwise, a 4/5 majority is requited
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