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It's a little known fact that if you talk about something and it sounds sciency enough nobody actually checks any of it and they just give you a nobel prize and a whole bunch of money! Time for Star Wars Subforum to get in on that action! The Asspirational Thinking Strategy Most people don't know that how big your rear end is has been shown to be directly correlated with how big you THINK it is. Big rear end thoughts make for big rear end days, little rear end thoughts cause the pounds to just fade away! This works and I'm selling a pamphlet telling people what the best big and little rear end thoughts are for only 5.99 plus shipping plus tax plus one more dollar because I think it's such good information. Every Booger has a little bit of gold in it somewhere Why do you think your mom always told you to stop picking your nose? She wanted those precious precious nose nuggets. Probably took the money she brought back from the gold store and gave you pennies on the dollar in exchange for your teeth, which is also some kinda scam but I haven't been able to figure out where she was pawning those off nor how she managed to profit so greatly from them. Science is ongoing. Arm Chairs make you really fuckin buff Only your arms though. If you want to have nice legs you'll have to saw the legs off a table.
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By vibrating at the exactly right frequency you can ascend to a higher plane of existence where the laws are different. Some who have returned say that jaywalking is legal there, though some disagree.
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Sets are just a theory, for all you know numbers just stop at some point
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The worlds under a microscope are filled with surprises; One of them is a big eye, looking back at you!
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Computers don't actually work, they've just given the right answers most of the time so far by pure chance. We've all been very lucky.
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Apr 21, 2020 02:12
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You may think the little smiling sun ceramics are only for show, but they actually refract light down onto the earth in a way the plants crave
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man is also some kind of old computer made of poop
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