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this guy: i feel like he totally fucks. not only is he jacked, but in one of the twisted metal games he entered to find out who killed his wife. tehy were totally banging i only question this because according to the twisted metal wiki he had trouble going to the bathroom which is definitely a turn off and a dealbreaker to some: Twisted Metal III posted:"When Axel was a boy, his father strapped two giant wheels to his son's arms and legs. For twenty years, Axel has lived a tormented life filled with daily retread and challenging trips to the bathroom. He's back to win Twisted Metal and become one with his machine forever." but if his wife could see past his bathroom struggles then they probably came up with neat sex positions that involve your partner having their legs and arms attached to two giant wheels. that's true love right there imo and he's proabably like "i don't gently caress my lwife i make love to her" |
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ya but he didn’t believe in marriage
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Apr 19, 2020 23:14
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he believes in going fast and shooting bullets sex was a past time
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Apr 19, 2020 23:23
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"well son, it's your 5th birthday, blow out your candles, make a wish!" *a mighty exhale* "well, axel, what did you wish for?" "I WANNA BE A TRUCK"
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No I don’t think so because I used to fry him all the time as thumper and it looked like my flames were right about crotch height so I can’t imagine he has much left ya know?
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Apr 19, 2020 23:34
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legends say if you out your ear up to the thread you can hear Yellow Jacket saying "YEAH" from his character select screen |
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Apr 19, 2020 23:46
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i don't know if within canon axel from twisted metal hosed, but, heh heh, let's say he did. i think it would go something like this. *opens leatherbound book, clears throat* "axel was greased, and not with car grease. no, tonight, axel was greased with gently caress GREASE
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Apr 19, 2020 23:54
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Apr 20, 2020 01:21
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axel pulling a crazy prank where he put his wrist stumps at his nostrils look like he picking his nose with his whole fists haha got me once or twice
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Apr 20, 2020 01:23
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his dad hosed him out of a healthy relationship strappin him into that fuckin gizmo i tell ya hwhat lol
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Heather Papps posted:"well son, it's your 5th birthday, blow out your candles, make a wish!" |
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