would you buy ice cream from sweet tooth the clown from twisted metal?

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Macnult

if hewasn't a really messed up killer and sold actual ice cream would you buy some from his truck? or would you be scared of his firey head

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:34

Macnult

i would give him a chance assuming isn't actually going to kill me. i think it's admirable that even though his head is on fire he is still making a living selling a treat that is already prone to melting

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:53

nut

I would be frightened of his fiery head honestly

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:58

cda: by Hand Knit

Has anyone done a movie where it's like an armored car heist movie except it's an ice cream truck and little kids

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:03

cda: by Hand Knit

Like... Heat, but with kids, and an Ice Cream truck. Call it Ice, because that's the opposite of Heat. Or maybe call it Chill.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:05

Macnult

cda posted:

Like... Heat, but with kids, and an Ice Cream truck. Call it Ice, because that's the opposite of Heat. Or maybe call it Chill.

that'd be a solid summer blockbuster idea

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:06

Macnult

i think sweet tooth's favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. "it's not about the taste," he says, "but about the potential. you can mix it [vanilla] with pretty much any other flavor of ice cream and it works. it grants you the freedom to test out different topping combinations without having to worry about potential taste bud distractions. vanilla is the blank canvas to an artist of ice cream."

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

"first you get the gumballs, then you get the ice cream. then... then you get the pokemon cards."

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:31

nut

please sir I want a cyclone no keep the change

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:31

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Macnult posted:

i think sweet tooth's favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. "it's not about the taste," he says, "but about the potential. you can mix it [vanilla] with pretty much any other flavor of ice cream and it works. it grants you the freedom to test out different topping combinations without having to worry about potential taste bud distractions. vanilla is the blank canvas to an artist of ice cream."

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# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:12

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cda posted:

Like... Heat, but with kids, and an Ice Cream truck. Call it Ice, because that's the opposite of Heat. Or maybe call it Chill.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 01:39

tradjik

would U ever bump a post to make someone belief U think a certain thing a certain way

# ? Apr 20, 2020 03:04

TOOT BOOT

the ice cream truck thing is probably just an elaborate front

# ? Apr 20, 2020 03:57

tradjik

everything is a front for something else. the only two real powers in the world are money and reputation and money sucks and byob has a bad reputation for trying to control people's minds and trolling anyone that tries to point it out. feel free to delete this post or just carry on when I get bored

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# ? Apr 20, 2020 04:04

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

*daps up Sweet Tooth* hey my man lemme get a choco taco, thanks boss

# ? Apr 20, 2020 04:44

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

excuse me mr tooth, sir?

yes i ordered a cone of rocky road and upon licking it twice it transported me to a cormac mccarthy novel

no i am not satisfied

i guess i'll take store credit then

have a nice day

# ? Apr 20, 2020 05:35

tradjik

here's a good song about teeth

https://youtu.be/bw5pi9nUGJ8

# ? Apr 20, 2020 06:55

Escape From Noise

Do you think he offers non dairy alternatives?

# ? Apr 20, 2020 07:44

teardrop: by Pragmatica

cda posted:

Has anyone done a movie where it's like an armored car heist movie except it's an ice cream truck and little kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw
sorry its not a full length movie

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# ? Apr 20, 2020 19:58

alnilam

cda posted:

Has anyone done a movie where it's like an armored car heist movie except it's an ice cream truck and little kids

The ice cream truck episode of Dexter's lab

# ? Apr 21, 2020 01:07

Macnult

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Do you think he offers non dairy alternatives?

i like to think he does. maybe he replaces the weapons on his truck with extra storage for those with dietary restrictions

# ? Apr 21, 2020 01:20

Macnult

i just learned that sweet tooth is the name of the truck and that the clown's name is actually needles kane. imo a smart business decision would be to swap names

# ? Apr 21, 2020 01:22

nut

all my kids perking up and running to the door when the needles truck comes round

# ? Apr 21, 2020 01:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:34

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

all my kids perking up and running to the door when the needles truck comes round

You're from New Mexico too?

# ? Apr 21, 2020 03:16

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