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IMPORTANT MOD UPDATE: If your child's serial number starts with 1804********* please contact recalls@human-services.gov - We don't personally think one child exploding on an airplane warrants a recall of an entire batch but it's not our call as we weren't consulted at all. Thanks to RadDad42 for the previous thread. NO ANTI-SEMITISM IN THIS THREAD. It's what got the last thread banned, take it to the appropriate thread. NO PHOTOS OF YOUR CHILD Again, it's too difficult to moderate and we've had numerous complaints about inappropriate/dangerous photos NO NAMES Due to online cyber-bullying please refer to your child with the designated naming conventions: DV, DA and DP. See here for the FAQ, thanks again to RadDad42 I can't believe I need to say this again but NO POLITICS No matter how tangentially related you think your child's kindergarten lunch policy is related to bipartisan politics, just mentioning the word politics, Trump or kindergarten will result in a ban. NO CHILDREN We're all sick to death of children, we hate them, this is the thread for talking about how we've ruined our lives and ruminating upon possible escape strategies, thanks again to RadDad42 for the list of non-extradition countries available here. Wutang-Yutani fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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Reserved for Sticky: Parenting Go-bag - thanks to RadDad43
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After watching that video of all the Ohio mom's arguing with the cops about the right to play at the park I got to thinking about how I would entertain my kids through such a thing as we are experiencing. I would run a dungeons and dragons campaign for them
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RadDad44 posted:About time the new thread was started! So peeved the last was closed because that one guy wouldn't shut up about Bitcoin. Good to have you back RD- how's the knee? Wutang-Yutani fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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Now that there are too many people at the only open recreation area in my area I just load my little human into a stroller and roller skate toward the beach.
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# ? Apr 23, 2020 02:38 |
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How much can we lactate.. is it enough for a coffee?
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Literally A Person posted:Here's my little 7 pound bundle of joy: Literally, you've been warned about this last thread; that's not a baby, it's a photo of human excrement. We get what you're saying and it's very clever but take it to the appropriate thread please.
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Sjs00 posted:Is anyone else's wife posting lots to r/singlemumlife ? Sjs00- I remember when your little Boi Jorj was brought into the world, three Megathreads ago now, you and Chantel have been through so much together but I always loved reading your stories about hunting wild scrub turkeys with your eldest, Jayden. So it pains me to say this but I think it's time to move on, she's had a restraining order out against you and was actually the reason the second Megathread was shut down after you live streamed yourself attempting, well, I don't want to say abduct, but certainly observe with extreme prejudice from a bush your third eldest from kindergarten.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:As this site is hosted on American soil I believe we should be free to discuss WHATEVER TOPICS we want. I know where you're going with this GCM, just don't. That's your final warning.
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I am not a parent but I have parents they are very good and nice
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Nooner posted:I'm just saying: Trump is the most popular president in recent times, if not all of history, he must be doing something right and I don't think he's as dumb as you all make out. Jesus not you too Nooner, I remember when you used to just post cake recipes.
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i approve of this thread. too bad about the last thread. heard that one guy went to jail
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# ? Apr 23, 2020 05:54 |
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We don't talk about that. He was only a moderator for a few years, yes we should have seen the signs but it's been dealt with, next!
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:Well, she made me get rid of Thor. Chin up Scrots, in a few years she'll be pining for a new dog as a plaything for little Alex. Admittedly it will be a vastly inferior creature that will be discarded by the fickle child within two weeks to then serve only as a constant reminder of all you've lost as you walk, emasculated in tow endlessly about the same path each day picking up it's pathetic, wretched leavings with your eyes glazed over wondering what could have been if you had acted on all those impulses to just get in your car and drive anywhere but here, and never look back. But that's parenthood! Wutang-Yutani fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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USER QUARANTINED FOR VIOLATING SOCIAL DISTANCING GUIDELINES Please keep 1.5 posts between replies. Quarantined by user SurferDad for 8 hours.
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Well it looks like the PC POLICE have shut down the thread once again. I'll just leave you with the immortal words of BigDad55: BigDad55 posted:Just remember this when you're sassing your dad about your Xbox Live subscription: you ARE the reason he and your mother split up and not only that; you ruined their lives, they used to be happy. So I hope when you find your old dad swinging by his neck in the shed your Pokemon was worth it, you ungrateful little poo poo. God rest his soul.
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My little one keeps signing the numbers "6" and "9". I am fighting every urge in my body to not sign back the word "nice".
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I would like to know more about male lactation.
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How worried, as a parent, should I be about meme culture??
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