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The phone rings and the voice on the other end says "Why don't you pass the time by playing a little Animal Crossing?" I go to my Switch in a daze and start planting apple trees until I have planted 69 of them. "Niiiiiiiiiice!" I say with a bemused, if glassy-eyed look. |
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Filling my gas tank the price stops at $4.20. Suddenly I go into a daze as I pull out a bong and start taking massive rips.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:49
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i'm at the grocery store. i'm near a couple, and overhear one say to the other "now this, this is a good mango" i feel a strong, sourceless kinship to them, and immediately walk up to them to ask them if they've done any cool crimes
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Apr 24, 2020 16:04
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biosterous posted:i'm at the grocery store. i'm near a couple, and overhear one say to the other "now this, this is a good mango" |
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Apr 24, 2020 16:07
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the gov't has implanted a program to watch stepbrothers and eat cheetohs activated by wed
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Apr 24, 2020 19:59
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I purchase a copy of a catcher in the rye at the local bookstore. I do not know why. I eat the book later at the local mcdonalds restaurant alongside a quarter pounder (royale) with cheese. A man comes from out of the back and hands me a briefcase. Inside is a manilla envelope. Inside that envelope is a 3.5 floppy (not very floppy) disc. I cannot read the disc because I do not have a computer capable of reading this format. My mission is a failure. Or perhaps a success? I do not know if this has any effect on national security or not, and I will wonder for the rest of my days what effect I had on the world at large. The disc is attached via magnet to my refrigerator door in case I need to accept a future mission I consider myself a hero. |
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