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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Does anyone ride remember these print ads from the early 2000s? I recall seeing them in comic books.

They were a bit cheeky. Something along the lines of “shake the goo.”

I can’t find anything on them, though. Please help me.

If you can’t help you’re allowed to talk about the drink I guess. It’s basically chocolate water and is weird but I like drinking it w/ burgers.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Didn't read up, just wanted to post about how I love to pound off my weener

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Nooner posted:

Didn't read up, just wanted to post about how I love to pound off my weener

:same:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Also :secondpost:

Edit: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

:rip:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

here lay nooner he never once jacked off in his drat life

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Does anyone ride remember these print ads from the early 2000s? I recall seeing them in comic books.

They were a bit cheeky. Something along the lines of “shake the goo.”

I can’t find anything on them, though. Please help me.

If you can’t help you’re allowed to talk about the drink I guess. It’s basically chocolate water and is weird but I like drinking it w/ burgers.

I thought you committed suicide. Maybe it was the other guy with the count chocula av. Well, if it was you, I’m glad you didn’t kill yourself because you had to briefly move back in with your parents. If it wasn’t you, I am also glad you’re not dead.

I do not recall any cheeky yoohoo ads. What market were you in?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL64QeEfO2k

Its not this is it OP? Theres no explicit masturbation in the ad but its pretty homoerotic so maybe you're just associating it with jacking off?

I know this is a TV ad not a print one but was it the same premise?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I didn't know you had to advertise for jerkin off. It seems kind ofnlike a product thst sells itself

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

JK Fresco posted:

I didn't know you had to advertise for jerkin off. It seems kind ofnlike a product thst sells itself

You really got to give them a hand,

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRB379obXIo

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I thought you committed suicide. Maybe it was the other guy with the count chocula av. Well, if it was you, I’m glad you didn’t kill yourself because you had to briefly move back in with your parents. If it wasn’t you, I am also glad you’re not dead.

I do not recall any cheeky yoohoo ads. What market were you in?

lol I wanted to kill myself when I moved to nyc 7 years ago and couldn’t find work and again with all this COVID stuff. My brain is hosed up and I am sad a lot.

That was probably me.


These ads were in America. Pretty certain I saw them in MAD when they started doing real ads, along with the Corn Nuts ads of the mean looking corn

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i think i vaguely remember something like that

hope this helps!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Chrs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL64QeEfO2k

Its not this is it OP? Theres no explicit masturbation in the ad but its pretty homoerotic so maybe you're just associating it with jacking off?

I know this is a TV ad not a print one but was it the same premise?

Nothing I want more on a hot day than outdoor temperature milk

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
op maybe it was GoGurt?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Mozi posted:

op maybe it was GoGurt?

I think their tagline was "I'm spurtin' heah!"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mozi posted:

op maybe it was GoGurt?

When it's hot and sticky
workin' like a machine,

Have Roddas clots
it's like a wet dream!

*splurt!*


Roddas.
It's Cornish for Roddas!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I also advertise with a loud YOO HOO!!! whenever I am jerking off.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

When it's hot and sticky
workin' like a machine,

Have Roddas clots
it's like a wet dream!

*splurt!*


Roddas.
It's Cornish for Roddas!

clotty thotty

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

clotty thotty

In the US we call them Skanks with scabs.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
apparently the pope was a big fan

quote:

An ABC News article mentioned that on a papal visit to Denver, a variety of sources reported that Pope John Paul II liked Yoo-hoo after a Vatican spokesman mentioned that the Pope wanted "a couple of cases of that American chocolate drink he likes" on board his plane. As popes do not give commercial endorsements, a subsequent statement from his spokesman denied that the pontiff had any particular preference among American milk drinks.[5]

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Proof enough in my mind that the Pope performed a miracle (one of two required for sainthood) wherein his consecration of the YOO HOO production facilities rendered it a permanent font of transubstantiated YOO HOO chocolate milk beverage.

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
nothing beats the corn nuts radio ad from way back when.

https://youtu.be/3quMz-EAThw

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
My eyes literally read this thread title in reverse order, they just unconsciously darted directly to the words "jerking off" and then retroactively read the words that are in front of it.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Mustached5thGrader posted:

“shake the goo.”

Maybe misremembered, but you've stumbled onto a top-notch catchphrase here, my friend.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

Didn't read up, just wanted to post about how I love to pound off my weener


pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Mozi posted:

op maybe it was GoGurt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRq0Lc5_Vg

I'm the pole in the living room

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Pontificating rear end posted:

Maybe misremembered, but you've stumbled onto a top-notch catchphrase here, my friend.

Shake the goo, you pontificating rear end

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

squeeze 'n slurp, grab 'n glurp

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Relayer posted:

My eyes literally read this thread title in reverse order, they just unconsciously darted directly to the words "jerking off" and then retroactively read the words that are in front of it.

You're probably used to reading right to left from all the hentai manga you jerk off to.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

BigBadSteve posted:

You're probably used to reading right to left from all the hentai manga you jerk off to.

Pff.... no.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Chrs posted:

its pretty homoerotic so maybe you're just associating it with jacking off?

What's the difference?

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Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Hell Yeah posted:

here lay nooner he never once jacked off in his drat life

Well, at least he's pretty much guaranteed entrance to heav...

TheAardvark posted:

apparently the pope was a big fan

Oh, I guess that wasn't a requirement after all.

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