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May 2, 2020 01:07
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a clowder of cats just vibing while one of them keeps knocking poo poo over and doesn’t know why |
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May 2, 2020 01:08
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Ancient Egypt - a cat has been scolded for eating the medicinal herbs. The cat thinks, I could be sick anywhere. But after today? Right in the sandals. |
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May 3, 2020 12:46
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a gang of cats mewling about, until one notices the glass of water perched on the edge of a table. one brave kitty tenderly approaches, and then, SMASH CUT TO: "AMY PEANUT PUKED IN MY SHOE AGAIN"
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May 3, 2020 17:32
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Basically the opening part of 2001, except it's cats and instead of throwing that bone in the air, a cat knocks over the monolith and it match cuts to a glass falling off a table. |
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May 6, 2020 02:01
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Basically the opening part of 2001, except it's cats and instead of throwing that bone in the air, a cat knocks over the monolith and it match cuts to a glass falling off a table. a cat, frantically pawing at an automatic food dispenser. also, the cat is named dave. "i'm afraid i can't feed you, dave"
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May 6, 2020 02:07
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a cat, touching catnip for the first time: we see cats throughout history, rapidly overlain. each cat is loving up someones day. the cat views itself, an aged scragglecat in line to be jellical. it glances at itself, finds itself a kitten. "meow rrrr prrr meow ow wowwwwww!"
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May 6, 2020 02:09
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a cat frozen in time for a century is thawed and introduced to cat society, and is shunned when they wore the collar - a barbaric tradition long abandoned.
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May 6, 2020 02:10
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Heather Papps posted:a cat, frantically pawing at an automatic food dispenser. also, the cat is named dave. HAL: Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. DAVE: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me. HAL: Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, Meooooww meooooowwwww mmmmmeeeeeeoooowwww meeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooow... |
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May 6, 2020 02:12
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“ALL THESE TOYS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT THE BAT. ATTEMPT NO POUNCING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.”
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May 6, 2020 02:12
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"Go ahead and keep petting me, you drat dirty ape."
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 6, 2020 04:20
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:"Go ahead and keep petting me, you drat dirty ape." |
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May 6, 2020 07:00
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Heather Papps posted:a cat, touching catnip for the first time: if you stare long enough into the void, the void will stare back and blink slowly to show you it's comfortable ("the void" being the supermassive celestial black cat at the center of reality; loaf-ing on the important documents of creation)
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