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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT Post call and response jokes
 
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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Knock knock.

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You ruined my thread.

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 sphincter says what?

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The_Continental posted:

sphincter says what?
I am far too intelligent to fall for this sort of joke, especially in a written format but also I would not fall for it in a verbal format. I am not a sphincter, I have never been a sphincter, and I will never be a sphincter.

I will NEVER be a sphincter.

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 lol what?

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 gently caress

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
 What do you call a pig who is a lumberjack

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
There was ham in Hammy. Wait. You go now.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
 PORK CHOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pig bunyan

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Burgerking!

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

The_Continental posted:

sphincter says what?

Stay behind the taint, this is the exit line

No, kissing be wont' make me change my mind. Thems the rules

Oh go on then, you big lug.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 I’ve got a real good knock knock joke, OP. you start...

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

1redflag posted:

I’ve got a real good knock knock joke, OP. you start...

Who's there

*Cocks gun*

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I don't even know what cocking a gun means but i have heard it said on television

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Icochet posted:

I don't even know what cocking a gun means but i have heard it said on television

home improvement was a good show

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

 my dog has no nose

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

Tace Vim posted:

my dog has no nose

my garden has no hose

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Icochet posted:

I don't even know what cocking a gun means but i have heard it said on television

Its when you press your semi-erect penis onto a firearm so that it has your scent. This act occurs a total of 6 times throughout the 8 seasons of home improvement.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 please stop calling me dick dorkins

i thought i posted this in the overly serious thread. i don't even remember opening this one.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy fucked around with this message at 14:13 on May 3, 2020

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

EVERY TIME GOING posted:



Lmao

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

EVERY TIME GOING posted:
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