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*strokes cat longingly thinking of sock hop betrayals*
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welp time to make some new enemies i guess
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May 5, 2020 04:21
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*turns eyes to the millenials and shajes fist at sky* AVOCADO TOAST!!!!
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May 5, 2020 04:23
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finally, my final conquest of rome begins *dies during 2000 mile long march, causing my generals to split in to factions, murder my sons, and plunge the continent in to war*
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May 5, 2020 04:25
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Finna get irresponsible up in this biotch! 
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May 5, 2020 04:40
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The tontine is mine!
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May 5, 2020 05:35
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i cant believe Trump lived until he was 130 years old.
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May 5, 2020 05:41
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chinatown lives on, but his balls finally plum gave out
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May 5, 2020 05:46
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But I'm not 80 yet?
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May 5, 2020 06:22
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”grandpa! grandpa! dad just ran over a goose!!” *tosses aside one of the last remaining newspapers in existence* oh WORD!?
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May 5, 2020 06:27
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burn in hell, penis! now im in control
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May 5, 2020 06:39
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These old fucks have no idea that the enemy of their youth is dead. Please God let me die, I love you God, please don't let my son clean my refuse from me God.
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May 5, 2020 06:44
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ah, finally my dreams of conquering entropy have come to pass now to... hmm...........
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May 5, 2020 06:49
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I'm a confirmed bachelor
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May 5, 2020 06:53
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you have always been the greatest grandson. my enemies have all perished. my purpose is complete. i am 80 and have nothing left to live for. can you get me some heroin. let me float to the end.
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Macnult posted:”grandpa! grandpa! dad just ran over a goose!!”
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