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ok i havent seen it but i think this ones got mainstream appeal i look at the ice moon hoth and my brain reactivates i edit my disney plus account settings to enable recurrent automatic payments |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:42 |
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the midochlorian candidate? i read the novelization of star wars and instantly decide to buy a jar jar stinks t-shirt from spencers gift i wake up the next day and wonder why I bought every size they had twice
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# ? May 7, 2020 17:18 |
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I see a star wars game in my steam library and I blink. my eyes reopen and I'm in Galaxy's Edge at Disney World, holding hands with a woman and children I've never met but love unconditionally. I don't know what year it is, but I know instinctively that it's may 4th
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# ? May 7, 2020 18:07 |
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"he thought he was the galaxies greatest bounty hunter his whole life, until the button is pushed and his true role as sarlac food is revealed!"
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# ? May 7, 2020 18:34 |
Anakin Skywalker meets the ambien walrus, turning to the dark side killing Jedi younglings and overthrowing democracy into a brutal fascist empire
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# ? May 8, 2020 07:26 |
Luke: you knew my father???? Obiwan: Vader never met a benzo he didn't like, heh heh, oh man- I mean, Vader was seduced by the dark side of the force. Luke: ... ---------------- |
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# ? May 8, 2020 07:29 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:42 |
Luke: you fought in the clone wars??? Obiwan: haha yeah all those straights seemed like fuckin clones. Me and Anakin used to eat acid and we'd see some poo poo. Like robots with 4 arms man. Then Anakin ate too much acid and... Well, you win some you lose some. Imma hit the bong up heh Luke: ... ---------------- |
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# ? May 8, 2020 07:36 |