Laws, Rules and Regulations of the Jungle

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1. Kill or Be Killed

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	(a) Officers of the law of the jungle in the enforcement of their duties
	(b) Protected classes such as but not limited to Turtles, Crayfish, Erinaceinae and Furze-pigs, Poison arrow frogs and Knights in armour
	(c) Man cubs in the process of being taught valuble life lessons via the medium of showtunes by friendly jungle animals
	(d) Friendly jungle animals during the execution of showtune duties
	(d) Beasts exempted by lawful regulations gazetted by the Solicitor-general of the jungle or by powers delegated locally to officers appointed by same regulations

2. Sentencing for beasts failing to kill or be killed
 (1) [repealed by Jungle amendment act no 3 (1798)]
 (2) Beasts found guilty before a duly constituted court by:
	(a) The following appointed officials:
		(i) The majority of a panel of three magistrates of the jungle, or
		(ii) An arbitrator authorized by The Killing disputes tribunal, or
		(iii) Trial by combat
	OR
	(b) Military officers sitting in a jungle warfare court marshal during times of Gorilla warfare, or
	(c) Sea captains of the jungle holding a current master's license further than 10 Nautical miles from land during commecial voyages not carried out expressly for judicial purposes.
     Shall be liable for the following penalties

# ? May 8, 2020 22:11

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

1) In the jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

2) Bungling is always allowed in the jungle. That's alright by me!

3) Eat your nuts. Save your raisins for Sunday.

4) If you jungle boogie, you WILL shake it around and say "huh!"

# ? May 8, 2020 22:18

Jaguars!

Second amendment:
A well regulated arm being a bare necessity of a free bear, the right of the bears to arm and bare arms shall not be infringed.

# ? May 8, 2020 22:18

Jaguars!

3�18

Admissions process for citizens claiming the eye of the tiger

# ? May 8, 2020 22:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

finally, the king of the jungles powers will be reigned in!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 8, 2020 22:46

nut

eat the slow ones last

# ? May 8, 2020 22:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I feel like a "welcome" sign is in order.

# ? May 8, 2020 23:26

vanisher

Me, just tearing up the rulebook of the jungle: "animals are cute"

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? May 8, 2020 23:41

Jaguars!

A super 8 projector plays grainy footage of Hakuna Matata.

60s Voiceover guy: Well well, these miscreants think that a responsible citizen of the jungle has no responsibilities! Let's see just how many worries they will have for the rest of their days

# ? May 9, 2020 02:02

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Jaguars! posted:

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Why does there need to be killing? The jungle can feed us and we can trip out on hallucinogenic vegetation in peace.

# ? May 10, 2020 00:18

Jaguars!

Section 312: Massive section of rules put in place so that junglists can feel bad-rear end breaking them at warehouse parties

# ? May 10, 2020 04:56

Escape From Noise

Just keep an eye out for the cheetah. They're always getting out of these rules and regulations!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 11, 2020 06:21

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:37

Jaguars!

If nothing else, this thread has exposed Jaguars as completely hidebound.

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