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Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
Maths, but pink

( https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2010-08-07 )

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Anti-perfume, smells like cat pee but only to dudes, you spray it to scare off men.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A watch that's always 30 minutes ahead

Graham Fury
Oct 26, 2010
A bottle of wine that is also a pair of shoes and a shopping

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Drug that makes you see wedding dresses and go insane. Properly apeshit over some brocade

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Icochet posted:

Drug that makes you see wedding dresses and go insane. Properly apeshit over some brocade

So... sugar pills?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
A gun that shoots rosé.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
A hydration pack but it's just box wine with shoulder straps.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a chocolate tampon

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
A penis that shoots rosé

cnut
May 3, 2016

A chocolate penis that shoots rosé

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Something that can teach women the practical usage of the Mercenary's Handbook supplement for running a proper and full scale Battletech campaign and why the longterm strategic and financial planning of a mercenary unit is important despite being a daunting and fun logistical challenge.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A grey horse named "Whisper" that only comes to you when you're standing in deep green fields on cloudy days with the sound of thunder just over the hills and you're feeling very broody and in his saddle bags, a stash of enchanted chocolate penises, filled with rosé .

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Willfrey posted:

Pretty much, yeah, some way to get more ladies I here seems like a sausage fest. Maybe larger fonts and a pinkish or purple backdrop

Yo, any ladies you reading this? Holla' at your boy

We need a partnership with Blingee to spice up their posts.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

A vibrator attachment for your game console that vibrates in tune with the controller

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Son of Rodney posted:

A vibrator attachment for your game console that vibrates in tune with the controller

Keep in mind this is slightly nsfw and I'd never view this at your office. https://www.gamegirladvance.com/2002/10/sex-in-games-rezvibrator.html

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



An edible chocolate penis that shoots rosé and hangs pictures

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pahilla the Hun posted:

An edible chocolate penis that shoots rosé and hangs pictures

Whoa nice. :chanpop:

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
Parking spot lines that auto align with the car when its parked

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Pahilla the Hun posted:

An edible chocolate penis that shoots rosé and hangs pictures

drat son. Looks like we just engineered ourselves out of a job.

*y chromosome disappears forever*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Broke: Space Tits


Woke: Space Pecs




A comic for her!

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Pahilla the Hun posted:

An edible chocolate penis that shoots rosé and hangs pictures

You rang?

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post




it doesn't talk :colbert:

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

Sir Not Appearing posted:

We need a partnership with Blingee to spice up their posts.

Oh hell yeah I gotta write some of these ideas down

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former glory
Jul 11, 2011

JK Fresco posted:

Some sort of fake baby

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