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Prurient Squid posted:In the real world farts smell way worse. The fighters all have *terrible* BO and also Trinity is leered at by Incels who say they won't fight unless she takes her top off. |
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May 31, 2020 01:16
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it's just the matrix but the whole thing is filmed in world of warcraft machinima style |
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May 31, 2020 06:14
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Prurient Squid posted:In the real world farts smell way worse. so much so that at least 15 minutes of run time are dedicated to newly out of the matrix people puking their guts out when someone farts
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May 31, 2020 06:33
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Khanstant posted:it's just the matrix but the whole thing is filmed in world of warcraft machinima style don’t worry baby, I’ve got kung-fu /dance |
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May 31, 2020 12:58
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Steampunk Matrix where the machines get everyone so mad that steam shoots out of their ears. They harvest this to power their mighty empire
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May 31, 2020 17:11
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Khanstant posted:it's just the matrix but the whole thing is filmed in world of warcraft machinima style French singer Alize'e was the inspiration for the Night Elf female dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKNuhDmfvQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk |
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May 31, 2020 17:18
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Steampunk Matrix where the machines get everyone so mad that steam shoots out of their ears. They harvest this to power their mighty empire What do you mean I need to install RealPlayer8 for this to run? I just updated flash, and what the hell is an mp4 even? Oh gently caress it froze entirely oh no I hope the autosave works now oh god oh God what is happening gently caress
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May 31, 2020 17:25
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Goons Are Great posted:What do you mean I need to install RealPlayer8 for this to run? I just updated flash, and what the hell is an mp4 even? Oh gently caress it froze entirely oh no I hope the autosave works now oh god oh God what is happening gently caress lol |
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May 31, 2020 19:02
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Everything is the same except instead of dour Agent Smith, Hugo Weaving reprises his role as Mitzi Del Bra from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. |
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May 31, 2020 23:15
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so that would inevitably mean there exists the concept of “fart time” where one can see the fart particulates and avoid them
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Jun 2, 2020 00:02
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Pahilla the Hun posted:so that would inevitably mean there exists the concept of “fart time” where one can see the fart particulates and avoid them So you're saying I'll be able to pull my shirt over my face and dodge farts? I'm saying when you're ready, you won't need to |
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Jun 2, 2020 00:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6pRxcjZRok
google THIS fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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Jun 2, 2020 01:03
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i want to kiss the matrix and be embraced by its cute tendrils but that fuckin lamer geek neo got there first instead and now there are no human loving tendrils left for me. fuckin nerd took all my cyber dick |
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Jun 2, 2020 03:23
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and he wasnt even a loving normal human he had those plugs off that allow him to jack it in. why didnt he just fuckin jack off instead smh |
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Jun 2, 2020 03:25
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alnilam posted:So you're saying I'll be able to pull my shirt over my face and dodge farts? whoa
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Jun 2, 2020 03:30
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Finger Prince posted:Everything is the same except instead of dour Agent Smith, Hugo Weaving reprises his role as Mitzi Del Bra from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. The Matrix but it's *also* a coming-of-age story with Neo listening to the Kinks on his off time and learns to be himself and stand up to his abusive step-father Agent Smith. Trinity is his best friend's older sister and the scene where he loses his virginity is meant to be heart-warming and innocent but really is way too graphic and with all the revelations about Hollywood we've had is really difficult to watch. |
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Jun 2, 2020 15:29
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In the matrix your gay but in the real world you're still gay but with a 10 inch dong. |
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Jun 4, 2020 19:54
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Mopheus hates weebs so he tells them there's no anime in the Real World and then presents them the pills and they all go back to being batteries |
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Jun 6, 2020 15:03
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alexandriao posted:Mopheus hates weebs so he tells them there's no anime in the Real World and then presents them the pills and they all go back to being batteries Neo: We need every man, woman, and child we can get. Morpheus: No. Not them. |
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Jun 6, 2020 16:59
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I just watched Matrix again last night and I really think the movie should've focused on the goth clubbers from the beginning of the movie. That chick with the white rabbit tattoo, her skeezy boys, the other goth gfs... what's their story? What "illegal" programs are they buying from Neo on minidiscs? They almost immediately dismiss these characters so I think we are overdue for a Matrix about those folks. |
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Jun 6, 2020 20:56
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They were buying napster.exe so they could dl some sick goth club beats, which are later featured in the club scene
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Jun 6, 2020 23:22
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That's why the club scene is only one song bc that's practically all you can download in one afternoon at 1999 speeds
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Jun 6, 2020 23:23
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i spend all day designing shirts that combine cows with various iconic pop culture elements, and the day i doodled the mootrix was the apex of my story
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Jun 7, 2020 00:10
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Heather Papps posted:i spend all day designing shirts that combine cows with various iconic pop culture elements, and the day i doodled the mootrix was the apex of my story fucjin A+ |
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Jun 7, 2020 03:18
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Prurient Squid posted:In the matrix your gay but in the real world you're still gay but with a 10 inch dong. real world is such a letdown
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Jun 8, 2020 04:07
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when youre unplugged you find out youre actually a horse |
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Jun 8, 2020 04:59
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wake up, Neigh-o
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Jun 8, 2020 05:42
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When you unplug from the Matrix all your personal measurements, height, weight, schlong length, hand size, etc are all lost and going back in means rerolling. |
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Jun 9, 2020 02:40
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so it’s the matrix but the entire movie takes place in a stall
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Jun 11, 2020 03:32
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Pahilla the Hun posted:so it’s the matrix but the entire movie takes place in a stall Everyone knows Neo is The One when he is able to leave the stall to poop in a urinal. |
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Jun 11, 2020 03:40
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gary oldmans diary posted:when youre unplugged you find out youre actually a horse neo being betrayed because cypher was tired of artificial apples
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Jun 11, 2020 22:22
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neo dashes across rooftops, leaping 20 foot gaps over streets below, careening down a fire escape, kicking through windows on the other side of the building and toppling onto striped awnings below in the real world, a text suddenly appears, "u up?"
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Jun 11, 2020 22:29
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there is no rule in the matrix that a dog cannot be the one |
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Jun 11, 2020 22:48
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Nosfereefer posted:there is no rule in the matrix that a dog cannot be the one The Architect: I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably dog. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant. The One: WANNA PLAY FETCH??
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Jun 11, 2020 23:32
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Morpheus posted:The Matrix is a man's rear end hole, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this.” [holds up a turd that's a type 2 on the bristol scale] |
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Jun 12, 2020 04:20
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thinking about morpheus from the matrix handing neo a fat joint off the byob drug marijuana instead of a pill and told him to smoke that poo poo
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Jun 12, 2020 15:43
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:thinking about morpheus from the matrix handing neo a fat joint off the byob drug marijuana instead of a pill and told him to smoke that poo poo In one hand is a joint. You can take a few shallow puffs and look real cool in front of all these people then go about your day. In the other is an edible unlike you've ever had before. Take it and it'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. |
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Jun 12, 2020 18:17
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Bright Bart posted:In one hand is a joint. You can take a few shallow puffs and look real cool in front of all these people then go about your day. The matrix is just me starfished on the couch going "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" |
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yes yes, the rabbit hole--will there be pizza?
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