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barfdog



i cant believe these broads are out here getting all this attention when i, the faithful yelp reviewer, am cast aside yet again despit e my recent harsh, but fair, review for "steak n chicks - the all you can eat buffet strip club"

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barfdog



the "chicks" in the name actually refers to the naked women, by the way, i was distinctly unimpressed by their selection of *actual* chicken


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Escape From Noise

I got a face and figure for Yelp.

barfdog



yelp is very chill and will never reject yuo willy


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Heather Papps

hello friend


i've been writing about hair vitamins on the internet for 20 years now and all i needed to be successful was show my butt? dangit, jessica was right!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

you think you've had it bad op? try being a casual encounterer from craigs list

nut

you just wanna find that special someone who wants to watch the game, crack a brew, and watch each other jo on a couple lazee boys but no

wearing a lampshade

Two million followers on the gram just for being *pretty*. Meanwhile my video game reviews channel barely has 20 subs. I mean, yeah, I watch her stories, and sure, they're good and she does promote some actually useful stuff - like the Japanese black seaweed charcoal face masks I just ordered - but can *she* go over all the ways Blizzard hosed up the Warcraft 3 remaster for a full hour?

barfdog



i'm just absolutely exhausted with all my stack overflow answers being overlooked by the media. do you KNOW the number of times i've helped a CS student fix a dangling pointer issue?

i sell KNOWLEDGE, but yeah go ahead and ogle this musclebound guy selling resistance bands on his story


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Finger Prince


Bitch I was born with this face and the only thing it's ever had thrown at it is bread.
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:wotwot:

FutonForensic

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?


wearing a lampshade

FutonForensic posted:

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?

lol

barfdog



just you guys wait, i'm telling you, the comment sections of new york times articles are the next big thing


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nut

FutonForensic posted:

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?

barfdog



the last remaining myspace loyalist stands outside facebook headquarters shaking his fist in the air for one hour every monday morning


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nut

*kicks in the door* all kneel all kneel the king of the Dairy Queen on 2nd and 3 of 4 downtown Starbucks is here

Escape From Noise

barfdog posted:

the last remaining myspace loyalist stands outside facebook headquarters shaking his fist in the air for one hour every monday morning

The one Friendster stands behind him flipping him off behind their other hand

barfdog



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The one Friendster stands behind him flipping him off behind their other hand

a lone bebo fanatic stands behind him, mooning them both


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Heather Papps

hello friend


usenet posters spinning rapidly in their graves while the ghosts of people who made physical bulletin boards weep



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
accidentally confused a bag of jawzerzize with my 10 pound gently caress-bucket of sour gummies, now i got a chin like i am gravid with the glistening eggs of an infestation of jay lenos

crimes

Finger Prince


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

accidentally confused a bag of jawzerzize with my 10 pound gently caress-bucket of sour gummies, now i got a chin like i am gravid with the glistening eggs of an infestation of jay lenos

Jesus what the gently caress

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

Finger Prince posted:

Jesus what the gently caress

come c l o s e r

crimes

barfdog



PHIZ KALIFA posted:

accidentally confused a bag of jawzerzize with my 10 pound gently caress-bucket of sour gummies, now i got a chin like i am gravid with the glistening eggs of an infestation of jay lenos

seems like you could monetize this, maybe on Foursquare?


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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
i refuse to let commercial interests interfere with the protecting of my horrible, slithering young even as they chew their way to freedom

crimes

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
more like ins-nah,-fam models

Yinlock

FutonForensic posted:

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?


Khanstant
I lived at this place once where Google Surveys constantly thought I was in and out of this storage unit place. gave them five stars a couple times a day for like six months. hope they were good

nut

replying "would" under a goodreads review of the bible

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Escape From Noise

My beauty takes lots of time to cultivate so being an instant model just isn't for me

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