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I'm pretty in with the big man (scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) so I figured I'd share my charism and take some requests to forward your issues under my name.
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:25 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:31 |
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dont let the dumb man win
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:28 |
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can you pray on my behalf for him to gas this thread
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:28 |
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Definitely a Trump infection, yeah.
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# ? May 17, 2020 10:29 |
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I’m good on prayers, I could use some thoughts though.
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:16 |
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Mega64 posted:I’m good on prayers, I could use some thoughts though. there's always a bit of toothpaste left in the tube
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:20 |
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Please pray for Hoobastank, now more than ever
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:32 |
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Daikloktos posted:I'm pretty in with the big man (scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) so I figured I'd share my charism and take some requests to forward your issues under my name. i just have my weed delivered from the store still
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# ? May 17, 2020 11:49 |
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Pray for infinite prayers
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# ? May 18, 2020 02:59 |
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Yo lil bromo I'd like a prayer request for these ear wax drops to clear out my clogged right ear thanks for the prayer skank!!
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:08 |
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I think I've got an ingrown nail somewhere could you pray for that
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:13 |
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World peace.
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:14 |
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Pray tell me if being able to walk on water makes you unable to get wet in the rain due to divine hydrophobia
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:14 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pray tell me if being able to walk on water makes you unable to get wet in the rain due to divine hydrophobia Pray suck deez nutz
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:14 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Pray suck deez nutz That's not a proper prayer, oh brother in the faith. Your nutz shall remain dry and unsuckled, such is divine providence
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:18 |
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Can I start my life over while retaining all my memories/knowledge of the current timeline, but be five inches taller and have a 9-inch dick? I think I'd be able to crush life under those circumstances.
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:25 |
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Boobs for buttcheeks.
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:32 |
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Assuming you don’t get murdered by the owner of the weed you “found,” OP, pray for mojo!
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:44 |
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Pray for my dilz. It's just too big.
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:41 |
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Who What Now posted:Pray for my dilz. It's just too big. It looks like one of those chewy Cow Tails you'd get at a gas styation.
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:43 |
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Yes but as thick as a 50 gallon drum.
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:45 |
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Who What Now posted:Yes but as thick as a 50 gallon drum. It's brown on the outside and has a chewy white center
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:45 |
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Pray for me to get a girlfriend
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# ? May 18, 2020 04:56 |
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Daikloktos posted:(scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) What if that weed's intended destiny was to be found by someone at the end of their rope, giving them hope and ultimately turning their life around to become a success You monster
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# ? May 18, 2020 06:00 |
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Don't pray 4 me I'm already dead~
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# ? May 18, 2020 06:57 |
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# ? May 18, 2020 07:03 |
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That everyone is happy and healthy and regular.
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# ? May 18, 2020 09:23 |
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ban thread gas op
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# ? May 18, 2020 09:25 |
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Gods not mods
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# ? May 18, 2020 09:36 |
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Daikloktos posted:I'm pretty in with the big man (scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) so I figured I'd share my charism and take some requests to forward your issues under my name. Ask Him to let Satan back in and quit being such a bitch. Also, make my cum ice cream, thanks, genie.
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# ? May 18, 2020 10:39 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yo lil bromo I'd like a prayer request for these ear wax drops to clear out my clogged right ear thanks for the prayer skank!! Username / prayer combo
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# ? May 18, 2020 10:42 |
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i want an absolutely ridiculously big dick. like at least 5 inches
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# ? May 18, 2020 11:01 |
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Turn on your monitor
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# ? May 18, 2020 11:08 |
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Pray I can get a decent night sleep please
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# ? May 18, 2020 11:09 |
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lol right before the world ended I sorted out issues that had been bothering my life for years and was really looking forward to living a more fulfilling life Including insomnia and pretty bad anxiety now that I watch my president desperately trying to get people packed into football stadiums during a plague , my anxiety is at an all time zero Idk if my brain said gently caress it finally or if there's some "bigger fish to fry" clause that it has. Anywho, re: insomnia, may I suggest eating marijuana edibles at bed time
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# ? May 18, 2020 11:16 |
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Statutory Ape posted:lol right before the world ended I sorted out issues that had been bothering my life for years and was really looking forward to living a more fulfilling life I think we've reached a saturation point of "too much stupidity" and the brain just starts playing Looney Toons in your mind's eye.
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