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Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I'm pretty in with the big man (scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) so I figured I'd share my charism and take some requests to forward your issues under my name.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dont let the dumb man win

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



can you pray on my behalf for him to gas this thread

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Definitely a Trump infection, yeah.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I’m good on prayers, I could use some thoughts though.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Mega64 posted:

I’m good on prayers, I could use some thoughts though.

there's always a bit of toothpaste left in the tube

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Please pray for Hoobastank, now more than ever

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Daikloktos posted:

I'm pretty in with the big man (scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) so I figured I'd share my charism and take some requests to forward your issues under my name.

i just have my weed delivered from the store still

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pray for infinite prayers :angel:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yo lil bromo I'd like a prayer request for these ear wax drops to clear out my clogged right ear thanks for the prayer skank!!

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


I think I've got an ingrown nail somewhere could you pray for that

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

World peace.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pray tell me if being able to walk on water makes you unable to get wet in the rain due to divine hydrophobia

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Colonel Cancer posted:

Pray tell me if being able to walk on water makes you unable to get wet in the rain due to divine hydrophobia

Pray suck deez nutz

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Pray suck deez nutz

That's not a proper prayer, oh brother in the faith. Your nutz shall remain dry and unsuckled, such is divine providence

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Can I start my life over while retaining all my memories/knowledge of the current timeline, but be five inches taller and have a 9-inch dick?

I think I'd be able to crush life under those circumstances.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Boobs for buttcheeks. :hmmyes:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Assuming you don’t get murdered by the owner of the weed you “found,” OP, pray for mojo!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Pray for my dilz. It's just too big.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Who What Now posted:

Pray for my dilz. It's just too big.

It looks like one of those chewy Cow Tails you'd get at a gas styation.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Yes but as thick as a 50 gallon drum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Who What Now posted:

Yes but as thick as a 50 gallon drum.

It's brown on the outside and has a chewy white center

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Pray for me to get a girlfriend

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Daikloktos posted:

(scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week)

What if that weed's intended destiny was to be found by someone at the end of their rope, giving them hope and ultimately turning their life around to become a success

You monster

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Don't pray 4 me I'm already dead~

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler


MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
That everyone is happy and healthy and regular.

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
ban thread gas op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gods not mods :pray:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Daikloktos posted:

I'm pretty in with the big man (scored me an ounce of weed sitting on a trail last week) so I figured I'd share my charism and take some requests to forward your issues under my name.

Ask Him to let Satan back in and quit being such a bitch. Also, make my cum ice cream, thanks, genie.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yo lil bromo I'd like a prayer request for these ear wax drops to clear out my clogged right ear thanks for the prayer skank!!

Username / prayer combo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i want an absolutely ridiculously big dick. like at least 5 inches

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Turn on your monitor

Zeinin
May 7, 2003


Pray I can get a decent night sleep please

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lol right before the world ended I sorted out issues that had been bothering my life for years and was really looking forward to living a more fulfilling life

Including insomnia and pretty bad anxiety

now that I watch my president desperately trying to get people packed into football stadiums during a plague , my anxiety is at an all time zero

Idk if my brain said gently caress it finally or if there's some "bigger fish to fry" clause that it has.

Anywho, re: insomnia, may I suggest eating marijuana edibles at bed time

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Statutory Ape posted:

lol right before the world ended I sorted out issues that had been bothering my life for years and was really looking forward to living a more fulfilling life

Including insomnia and pretty bad anxiety

now that I watch my president desperately trying to get people packed into football stadiums during a plague , my anxiety is at an all time zero

Idk if my brain said gently caress it finally or if there's some "bigger fish to fry" clause that it has.

Anywho, re: insomnia, may I suggest eating marijuana edibles at bed time

I think we've reached a saturation point of "too much stupidity" and the brain just starts playing Looney Toons in your mind's eye.

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