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Achtane posted:I want a Jim with a short torso and a loooooooooooooong
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tfw your joke is overshadowed by the longest joke of all
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Yinlock posted:the longest joke of all divorce triggered 
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i lift my feet up in here, don't even try to find me
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Pahilla the Hun posted:i lift my feet up in here, don't even try to find me  but where do u rest emI've chased this tiger for decades |
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Putting my feet up against the stall door like I'm about to give birth |
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Jun 21, 2020 03:57
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jpeg posted:Putting my feet up against the stall door like I'm about to give birth special grip-soled boots or modified spurs? I've tried both |
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prepuce repurposed posted:special grip-soled boots or modified spurs? I've tried both Special boots with 3M tape on the bottom so they dont slide around
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jpeg posted:Special boots with 3M tape on the bottom so they dont slide around Aw yeah. Tape Boots™. I'm familiar. They ran out quickly after the N35 mask shortage unforch 
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jpeg posted:Special boots with 3M tape on the bottom so they dont slide around well hold on now, how do you get yourself unstuck? to be clear, i love this idea
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Pahilla the Hun posted:well hold on now, how do you get yourself unstuck? It's my stall now, the boots tell everyone else that I own it. Don't poop in my stall y'all prepuce repurposed posted:Aw yeah. Tape Boots™. I'm familiar. They ran out quickly after the N35 mask shortage unforch Tbh during the shortage I found a 2 pack in my garage that was never opened. Got em for some woodworking project. It was like Christmas in February
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jpeg posted:It's my stall now, the boots tell everyone else that I own it. imagine the horror of receiving a 1-pack 
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prepuce repurposed posted:imagine the horror of receiving a 1-pack 1-pac was an inferior rapper
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Pahilla the Hun posted:1-pac was an inferior rapper lol |
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I heard you can blast one fast n messy with Tape Boots™ |
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lemme tell you about the tale of 1-Pac and his famous beef w Well-Known Large
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prepuce repurposed posted:I heard you can blast one fast n messy with Tape Boots™ Blast Gas, Rip rear end, poo poo Fast with Tape Boots™
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jpeg posted:lemme tell you about the tale of 1-Pac and his famous beef w Well-Known Large 
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prepuce repurposed posted:I heard you can blast one fast n messy with Tape Boots™ jpeg posted:Blast Gas, Rip rear end, poo poo Fast with Tape Boots™ you guys seen the SUPREME ones they look so loving fire
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jpeg posted:Blast Gas, Rip rear end, poo poo Fast with Tape Boots™ lolol |
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I carry two ratcheting straps on my person at all times. Take one hook end, hook it into one side of your bhole Hook the other end to the underside of the stall wall Hook up the other strap in the same fashion on the opposite side Crank the ratcheting mechanism to spread your bhole and reduce any friction the poop would otherwise encounter I call it the galick gun |
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Idk if i will get to any of these tonight but I was listening to Dwight Yoakam all day and it was awesome and i had a bunch of idears and i am writing them down here so i DO NOT FORGET 'Dim lights, rank farts, and loud loud shittin' (Dim Lights, thick smoke) 'The stalls of Bakersfield' 'Stall sittin man' (Honky tonk man) 'Stallin' (Jackson by johnny cash)
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Dwight yoakam is definitely a stall man because he always wears a cowboy hat and a stall is the only place he could ever get out of those skin tight jeans to do his bidness
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does anyone play lap steel???? gonna need backup here. Would be good for stall men really, you can practice your lapsteel while stallin'
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:does anyone play lap steel???? gonna need backup here. Would be good for stall men really, you can practice your lapsteel while stallin' I wish I did. That's a wonderful sounding instrument. I wish I could be your dobro bro |
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Also Dwight Yoakam owns |
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Jun 23, 2020 02:42
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my best bad buck owens impression https://vocaroo.com/o2IlwCRBlpI
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:my best bad buck owens impression Oh man here we go 
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Standing in judgement is the way of the urinal man and I'm plum sick of it. |
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Stall bound and down, loaded up and tuckin' Oh, we gonna what they say shouldn't be done |
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 is the stall ready
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ChubbyChecker posted:
we're gonna need a special stall to handle that kind of output |
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lmao
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