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We all know the guy at work or school or the bar that made up his own lyrics to every song on the radio.. I am him. Heres some classic oldies for you. Post Malone may as well stay out. Name that tune! First selection: once upon a time I was trying to poo poo, but I could only squeeze out a fart..but once it broke loose, it blew my rear end in a top hat apart Second offering: big ol hairy vagina Why dont your owner learn how to shave Ohhh big old hairy vagina Theres too much hair and its in my way Theres two to start us off. Unfortunately, I have more. NAME THAT TUNE!
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Fuckstick posted:
Easy: That is "Big ole Jed outta 'lina" Contribution: Four letter woman, Four letter woman to me
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May 21, 2020 01:32
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Everybody I know uses "even made a homepage for my dog, yo" from the Weird Al parody to paper over its unclear counterpart in "Ridin' "
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May 21, 2020 01:53
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Internetjack posted:Contribution: A little help here? Genre?
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May 21, 2020 03:32
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Fuckstick posted:First selection: Total Eclipse of the Heart e: courtesy of my dad: quote:Keep on walkin on the freeway Cubone fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 21, 2020 |
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May 21, 2020 03:59
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Got a mushy head, better than the rest
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May 21, 2020 04:45
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Under seal it on a voice a redder snap and that it red, I wanna leaver it red Once a sourbread, on a reach a wetter and On the sand, I wanna pee here a pen
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May 21, 2020 06:07
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wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night
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May 21, 2020 06:10
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Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo Ayyyayyyyayyyy Yeah
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May 21, 2020 06:12
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wear no strain just two lava june odor ruse hands on dew why
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May 21, 2020 06:31
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Oh, was that song actually about cake by the ocean?
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May 21, 2020 06:45
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Under seal it on a voice a redder snap I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this
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May 21, 2020 07:23
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kecske posted:I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this Lol
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May 21, 2020 07:24
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night blinded by the light I don't think anybody hears the first part as anything else
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May 21, 2020 07:34
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May 21, 2020 07:38
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He said it's no crime Putting it in my ear It wasn't that lie But his gas that made me queer And I can feel the change of his wind right now Wafting towards my face And they're not gonna call me straight no more No they're not gonna call me straight 'cause I got gay from a fart I'm going where that fart will take me I got gay, so believe I will be such a queen I've made friends with the pole No one's gonna take it from me I can fit any cock I got gay (I got gay) I got gay Gay from a fart. hint: the other version is called "raped by a shark", if that helps
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May 21, 2020 07:58
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Boys want a Mary, Looking at my dairy, Err you cuts air but if you touch it I'm a berry
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May 21, 2020 11:00
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Because your piss, your piss is in my lips.
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May 21, 2020 11:17
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I wanna hold em like they do with Texas fleas Fold em let em hit me raise a baby stay wit me (i love it) Fuckin intuition play the cards with plays to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his fart
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May 21, 2020 11:18
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I'm so starstruck Baby could you blow my fart up 
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May 21, 2020 11:25
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I put the siiiiing in single Ain't worried 'bout a riiiiing on my fingle So you can tell your friend, "shoo chocha" when you see 'em It's OK, he already in my diem
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May 21, 2020 11:30
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i been living all my life living in a hang star's jerry lice i been spending most my time living in a hang star's jerry lice
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May 21, 2020 13:59
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All I wanna do is (gunshots) and (gun cocking sound) (cash register) and take a lil nappy
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May 22, 2020 15:36
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night Aint gettin no puss so I rub my boner in the night
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May 22, 2020 16:38
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Because your piss, your piss is in my lips. I want your fist, your fist, betweeeen my hips
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May 22, 2020 16:43
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Got a mushy head, better than the rest Machine head
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May 22, 2020 16:44
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Cubone posted:Total Eclipse of the Heart Keep on rocking in the free world. Your old man is awesome by the way.
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May 22, 2020 16:45
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Fuckstick posted:Keep on rocking in the free world. Fuckstick posted:Your old man is awesome by the way.
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May 22, 2020 22:37
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Without covid-19, oh where would I be At this moment, eating at burger king
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May 22, 2020 22:47
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Mozi posted:i been living all my life Gangstas paradise~
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May 22, 2020 23:17
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Ive noticed that a lot of the music I clown on are dead giveaways when you sing them, so naming the tune wont be hard. And now for some wholesome country and western music. I wanna introduce to my kinfolk To my sister mother.. To my uncle father.. To my cousin brother..
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May 23, 2020 18:09
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ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THETANS IN MY ORG
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May 23, 2020 18:14
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Fuckstick posted:A little help here? Genre? BeeGees song Mulaney Power Move posted:Under seal it on a voice a redder snap Paint it Black ?
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May 23, 2020 18:25
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Under seal it on a voice a redder snap Yellow Ledbetter? Do I at least have the right band?
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May 23, 2020 22:36
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yellow Ledbetter? Do I at least have the right band? Good work. Those are the actual lyrics.
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May 23, 2020 22:48
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Fuckstick posted:We all know the guy at work or school or the bar that made up his own lyrics to every song on the radio.. Total Eclipse of the Heart Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band
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May 23, 2020 22:49
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Internetjack posted:Easy: That is "Big ole Jed outta 'lina" Bee Gees - More Than A Woman redm posted:wear no strain just two lava Creed - Arms Wide Open shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 23, 2020 |
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May 23, 2020 22:52
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Good work. Those are the actual lyrics. I figured someone would post some Pearl Jam because Eddie Vedder is loving incomprehensible. And that song is peak Pearl Jam sounding like someone trying to sing with their fist in their mouth.
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May 23, 2020 22:54
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I figured someone would post some Pearl Jam because Eddie Vedder is loving incomprehensible. And that song is peak Pearl Jam sounding like someone trying to sing with their fist in their mouth. A friend of mine has made up new words to pretty much anything Vedder ever sang. I cant remember any of it. He really needs to write that poo poo down and make some YouTube videos.
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