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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

weed cat posted:

who's gayest? the girl reading this :shobon:

I'm the gayest. I'd ask you to cyber, but you know.. my gayness.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You know how James Bond is such a high level spy that he can just waltz into everywhere and say his real name twice? I'm like that with homosexuality. I don't really even bother with dicks anymore.

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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I'm not that gay but I try to be at times. ; ~ )

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I'm bi. Super bi, actually.

Same but honestly I feel like my gay friends aren't very good at it. If I wanted to I think I could totally beat their asses in a gayoff.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Who's gayest, the gay or the gay who fucks him?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
what is it with gay men and sucking cocks? you never hear about gay women sucking cocks

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

sudonim posted:

what is it with gay men and sucking cocks? you never hear about gay women sucking cocks

interesting point

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

sudonim posted:

what is it with gay men and sucking cocks? you never hear about gay women sucking cocks

It's okay because gay women love sucking clits which are literally very small cocks.

Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
i would like to announce that i have the ability to fondle my urethra with my tongue, making me super gay

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

It's okay because gay women love sucking clits which are literally very small cocks.

ACTUALLY, cocks are in fact gigantic malformed clits. :colbert: Ergo, everyone is a lesbian. Everyone.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Alien Sex Manual posted:

ACTUALLY, cocks are in fact gigantic malformed clits. :colbert: Ergo, everyone is a lesbian. Everyone.

You can't be a hockey player if you can't find the ice rink

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I listen to Annie Lennox a lot

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Icochet posted:

I'm doing 20 years for sperm bank heist

Next time drink it all in the parking lot before you drive off. It's called habeas corpus.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Sex Skeleton posted:

Next time drink it all in the parking lot before you drive off. It's called habeas corpus.
spermeas corpus

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I'm gayest

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


In what way, other than your very gay looking avatar?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Alien Sex Manual posted:

ACTUALLY, cocks are in fact gigantic malformed clits. :colbert: Ergo, everyone is a lesbian. Everyone.

wouldn't that make my lust for dicks straight? :thunk:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think the mods told us we oughtn't do that anymore op

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Icochet posted:

You know how James Bond is such a high level spy that he can just waltz into everywhere and say his real name twice? I'm like that with homosexuality. I don't really even bother with dicks anymore.

Yeah it's weird, it's like honesty is the greatest deception in Bond world lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Remember that dgsw thread "itt you're the gayest f-word (gay f word) in the dungeon" and he didn't get banned for it, lol hell GBS era was a crazy time

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Finally

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Is dgsw alive

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
He deserves to die young

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Idk last thing anybody heard of him was when he was doing his psychedelic air duster soul journey in his beat up soccer mom minivan. :shrug:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Idk last thing anybody heard of him was when he was doing his psychedelic air duster soul journey in his beat up soccer mom minivan. :shrug:

so hes doing great

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzV2omlPEzI

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Alien Sex Manual posted:

ACTUALLY, cocks are in fact gigantic malforumed clits. :colbert: Ergo, everyone is a lesbian. Everyone.

It's supposed to be gigantic? This is very unsettling.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




This hurts my brain.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


You win.

sigher posted:

This hurts my brain.

It oughtn't.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wish i was one of those perfumed 16th century venetian boys with the shirts opened at the chest that incited lust with my luxurious and venereal behaviour

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

numberoneposter posted:

i wish i was one of those perfumed 16th century venetian boys with the shirts opened at the chest that incited lust with my luxurious and venereal behaviour

i'm shooting for "homeless willy wonka"

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Am I too late to put my gay name in the gay running

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Doc Fission posted:

Am I too late to put my gay name in the gay running

You should really use a gaylias. :hmmyes:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

"Doc Fission" hunh. Let's see you split the cheeks of your rear end, while retaining the proper bedside manner.

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Doc Fission posted:

Am I too late to put my gay name in the gay running

It's never too late to showcase your powerful gay pride all over our dying planet.

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