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You have 2 choices 1) Junk like small clown nicknacks in your grandmothers house 2) Balls on top
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Human genitals can use some improvement. Sure, it's an alright design, but it's not perfect, nature and evolution have produced better johnsons. First off, the male dick is just a lousy bit of flesh that flops around doing nothing, elephants figured this out and developed prehensile dicks. Elephants can use their dick as a third arm to grab stuff, what has your dick ever done besides loving? Viagra is a scam, the Brazilian banana spider bite gives you an erection that lasts for hours, before you die, if you don't get treatment. The treatment is a big rear end needle to suck out jello like blood from your dick. Men brag about their cock size, but flatworms are the real dick wavers. Flatworms are hermaphroditic, so when they come together to mate they engage in dick jousting to determine which organism gets to impregnate the other. Their penises (yes, plural) are sharp and are used to stab each other. They ejaculate into the wounds until one of them gets lucky and stabs close enough to the female reproductive organs to inseminate the other. The winner stays male while the loser converts into a female. If you got a small dick(s) you're not a man, flatworms prove it. And of course, men need balls on top. A man's testicles already have a natural reaction to pull upwards if something brushes the inner thigh. It's an evolutionary trait meant to protect the reproductive system from predators like snakes, crazy exes, etc. Balls on top is for protection.
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Jun 3, 2020 17:24
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rear end in a top hat in front and dick in back, but balls in the usual spot
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Jun 3, 2020 22:09
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weed cat posted:rear end in a top hat in front and dick in back, but balls in the usual spot That’s how you poop on your own balls, shameful.
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Jun 3, 2020 22:12
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weed cat posted:rear end in a top hat in front and dick in back, but balls in the usual spot huffin my own like a boss
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Jun 3, 2020 22:12
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Testiclestraunt Hooters, but for balls. (on top)
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Jun 3, 2020 22:35
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beyonce - balls on top.mp3
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Jun 3, 2020 22:39
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numberoneposter posted:Testiclestraunt I was fired from Scrooters because my balls (on top) kept dipping into the wing sauce
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Jun 4, 2020 02:01
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Balls raised toward the sun in a gesture of humility to our God that is both the sun and the moon.
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Jun 4, 2020 02:28
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Balls on Ma and Pa's weather vane telling me when the south winds kicking in.
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Jun 4, 2020 02:29
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Balls in the can holding section of a Foam Dome brand helmet.
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Jun 4, 2020 02:30
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Balls but in a super-collider so when they reach their terminal velocity and collide my balls then become a blackhole.
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Jun 4, 2020 02:32
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Balls but they're in Uzbekistan and I need to get an expedited passport to retrieve them.
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Jun 4, 2020 02:33
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Optimally, a 12 iron
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Jun 4, 2020 02:38
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sometimes i put one leg up on the edge of the shower to wash my balls and i think of this kangaroo every time 
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Jun 4, 2020 02:38
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Ok ok, im digging the idea. One small suggestion: full of helium. Imagine the glorious top balls defying gravity as they dangle up towards your belly button. saying a big gently caress YOU to the earth and reaching for the stars
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Jun 4, 2020 04:31
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I realized you could use your dick like a mace if the balls on top especially if you had big balls, you could actually hurt someone (obviously you would hurt your balls too but practice makes perfect)
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Jun 4, 2020 06:21
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Wouldn’t mind placing the balls a little further down the shaft. Shift the balance and tip the scales I say
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Jun 4, 2020 07:14
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Pontificating rear end posted:I realized you could use your dick like a mace if the balls on top You're thinking of balls at the end, which is not per se a bad setup, it's just not balls on top. Me, I want one ball in it's own sack hanging over each ear.
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Jun 4, 2020 10:41
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Pontificating rear end posted:I realized you could use your dick like a mace if the balls on top On TOP, not On TIP
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Jun 4, 2020 12:44
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Jun 4, 2020 18:27
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Weka posted:You're thinking of balls at the end, which is not per se a bad setup, it's just not balls on top. Ok I think the best setup might be that the scrotal sac extends up the length of the penis so you can configure the balls how u want
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Jun 5, 2020 02:42
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Pontificating rear end posted:Ok I think the best setup might be that the scrotal sac extends up the length of the penis so you can configure the balls how u want I like this. I'll be able to configure my balls depending on if I've got the bipod mounted, or a red dot sight, flashlight, bayonet lug....yeah, the possibilities are endless.
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Jun 5, 2020 03:11
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Balls on top: it could happen to you
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Jun 5, 2020 06:12
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Lol if your balls are so short and tight that you cant swing them up and actually have the balls on top like a loving PRO
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Jun 5, 2020 08:32
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TheAardvark posted:Balls on top: it could happen to you The message of hope we need in this trying time.
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Jun 5, 2020 12:07
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Shinjobi posted:more winamp ITT please
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Jun 5, 2020 14:18
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Jun 5, 2020 14:32
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In a crooked little town the balls and penis switched around Balls and peen Balls and peen Balls and peen upside down
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Jun 5, 2020 17:36
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