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this poo poo is serious cos I gotta do it like tomorrow if the answer is yes tomorrow in real world time as in on Thursday 28 May 2020. thanks chums I know that when it comes to the serious poo poo, my pals at yospos are there for me with top notch advice [don't let me down]
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I hope that the virus doesn't take my job before the builders cash my cheque
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May 28, 2020 08:23
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son we're on cat8 now. your bathroom is living in the past
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May 28, 2020 08:55
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lmao a jack? try plural
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May 28, 2020 09:30
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so you recommend double jacking?
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May 28, 2020 10:26
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you don't need the network available while doing a core dump
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May 28, 2020 19:14
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sure do it op
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May 28, 2020 22:17
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I’m going to wall mount my shitter
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never, ever put in a single network jack. two minimum, always. and if you think you'll need two then you put at least three in. don't you loving show me a single-jack plate. i don't care how many other plates are in the goddamn room you do not put a loving single-jack plate in a room i am expected to computer janitor for. it's lazy, it looks like dogshit, it's just asking for trouble down the line when a jack fails or when things change and we need another connection. you're already pulling one cable, it's not that much more effort to pull two. cable's cheap. how is this not loving basic sense. why are you not already trying to sell me on putting more cables in. the gently caress is wrong with you. and if those jacks are not clearly labeled in a manner that is consistent with and easily identifiable in the distribution frame then by god i will poo poo talk your work to no end at my place of work. technology, facilities, the site manager, the front desk, they will ALL know you're a god drat shitbird that flew by and took a big oozy poo poo all over our beautiful network with your cursed shitwires. i will roll my eyes at the sight of your work, your name will be an inside joke ("remember that dumbass oscar? christ, what a mess.") and i will pointedly insist on anyone else we can find. gently caress you. sorry moo cow it's your home and you do it up how you like. you just powerfully reminded me of how frustrating it can be dealing with low-voltage electricians sometimes. (seriously though, if you think you need one, drop two.)
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May 29, 2020 06:23
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have you considered plugging it up your rear end op
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May 29, 2020 10:54
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the bathroom is a great place for jacking
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May 29, 2020 12:36
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wouldn't want to deal with the backflow tbh
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May 29, 2020 14:27
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I want a toilet that has a USB charging port
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May 30, 2020 02:11
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imagine losing power half way through a poo poo post
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May 30, 2020 02:16
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post the suicide dryer again and then we'll talk
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May 30, 2020 05:46
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still going mother feckeeeeeee
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May 30, 2020 07:31
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https://youtu.be/_BtHxTZrqpk except it’s spelt like the brand of your dryer
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May 30, 2020 08:19
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bonus “I don’t even own a dryer”
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May 30, 2020 08:19
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low power bills in your house my man  
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May 30, 2020 08:26
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the underfloor in my bathroom would like to argue otherwise
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May 30, 2020 08:34
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we decided to forgo the underfloor heating. I’m a little worried that we will regret it
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May 30, 2020 08:55
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my bathrooms already a jack point iykwim, op
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:we decided to forgo the underfloor heating. I’m a little worried that we will regret it fail
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May 30, 2020 11:51
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I mean, I’ve survived many decades without it I don’t tend to spend so much time in the shitter that warrants extra heating
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May 30, 2020 12:02
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:still going mother feckeeeeeee in it voted 5
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May 30, 2020 20:56
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why do you need an ethernet port in your bathroom to be able to jack off in there that's a weird kink
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May 31, 2020 00:55
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it’s better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
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May 31, 2020 02:03
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my dad instilled that into me which is why I pack a bag to stay at my gfs for a single night I take of my possessions
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May 31, 2020 02:04
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Captain Foo posted:in it voted 5 thank you for the vote but please help and answer my question it is very important
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May 31, 2020 06:34
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Use the ethernet port to run stereo audio into your bathroom and then when you're pooping you plug in your cat6 -> headphone converter and rock out. OR! Solder up a special cat6 set of headphones that are officially the bathroom headphones.
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May 31, 2020 07:36
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You can really run any kind of data over cat6 for example, and I'm just tossing this out there; midi bidet.
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May 31, 2020 07:37
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do it, when you sell the place if a cam boy/girl is doing a walkthrough being already set up to do shower streams will be a selling point for them.
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May 31, 2020 07:42
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hmmmm
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May 31, 2020 11:39
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Salt Fish posted:You can really run any kind of data over cat6 for example, and I'm just tossing this out there; midi bidet. sonic rear end cleansing
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May 31, 2020 11:40
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:thank you for the vote but please help and answer my question it is very important bathroom jack the UTP 6 up i don’t care
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May 31, 2020 17:57
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Midi channel 1 = bidet water pressure channel 2 = water jet x axis channel 3 = water jet y axis Wire that poo poo up to your twitch chat and let people go wild.
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May 31, 2020 18:36
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ok just let me plug in my midi keyboard, select channel 1, and hammer the B7 key
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giving brown note a new meaning itt
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