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Lost in Translation as a movie where a couple who is moving in together buys a bunch of Ikea furniture and the instructions destroy their 5 year relationship by making them realize they don't actually know each other well at all.
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Jun 4, 2020 23:38
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RoboCop but he shoots off the guy's dick and balls.
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Jun 4, 2020 23:42
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Robocop, but he resolves every situation by shooting off someone's dick and balls. Including the bit where a reporter asks if he has a message for the children of Detroit.
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Jun 4, 2020 23:45
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Hell, just let Fatal Farms direct an entire RoboCop remake. Video linked is eventually NSFW.
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TheAardvark posted:Hell, just let Fatal Farms direct an entire RoboCop remake. I know what you've linked to without looking. I've seen it so many times before. I'm going to watch it again.
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Jun 4, 2020 23:56
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Indiana Jones except he steals artifacts from the British Museum and returns them to their country of origin He still punches a lot of nazis but they're not technically the antagonists or even really part of the story at all, there's just random interludes during which the central plot grinds to a halt so he can punch nazis that are just in the wrong place (in Indy's way) at the wrong time (when Indy is alive)
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sure okay posted:Fight club but flip all the genders Fight Club but it's David Fincher working on another season of Mindhunter because it's a bad movie
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Jun 5, 2020 18:17
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Schindler's List but with Indiana Jones punching the nazis
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Jun 5, 2020 18:30
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Fight Club directed by David Lynch, starring Kyle MacLachlan
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Jun 5, 2020 19:36
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Onward except it's 2010 so it's voiced by Jack Black and Michael Cera
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Jun 5, 2020 20:37
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Hoosiers, but the sub-textual racism is more overt.
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Jun 5, 2020 21:38
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Riatsala posted:Onward except it's 2010 so it's voiced by Jack Black and Michael Cera Onward except it isn't boring, unfunny and isn't made by the Monsters University dude.
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Jun 5, 2020 21:49
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The second Star Wars film, only Darth Vader is replaced with a cricket official who hits people with a cricket bat. I call it "The Umpire Strikes Back."
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Jun 5, 2020 22:07
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That boring Hulu documentary about the Biosphere but instead of it being a depressing failure, a couple of goof slackers accidentally get locked in and hijinks ensue. They cause problems and almost cause the project to fail, but they get their act together with the power of friendship with the rest of the crew by doing the safety dance for several days and cleaning up a little bit.
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Jun 5, 2020 22:43
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Sunswipe posted:The second Star Wars film, only Darth Vader is replaced with a cricket official who hits people with a cricket bat. I call it "The Umpire Strikes Back." That's a wicket pun.
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Any Quentin Tarantino movie but with well-written dialogue and relatable characters that aren't just the qualities of an edgy Reddit teen personified. Also way less foot stuff.
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