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The term screw the pooch means to make a large embarrassing mistake. (Reputable source here.) There are many, many ways to screw the pooch. Here are some that just sprang to mind:
State your 'screw the pooch' subtype (as in the list above), and optionally mention what foul behavior of yours made you think of it. Here's a list of dog breeds to help you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dog_breeds The last time I screwed the pooch was just now, by creating this thread. No real life anecdotes about having sexual intercourse with actual canines pls, tia. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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Jun 6, 2020 06:47
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"loving the neighbors dog" is when you have a few too many Negronis, hop the fence, and take my neighbors dog to pound town.
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Jun 6, 2020 06:56
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The ol' Morally Inept
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Jun 6, 2020 06:57
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Fug the pug
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Jun 6, 2020 06:58
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Pet the Shepherd - Sleeping (consensually) with someone who is an authority figure in your life. See also: making GBS threads Where You Eat
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Jun 6, 2020 07:00
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Jun 6, 2020 07:07
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Sniffing rear end - sniffing rear end
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Jun 6, 2020 08:14
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Doodle the poodle
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Jun 6, 2020 08:20
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get screwed by the pooch - considered more embarrassing even thouh that's not fair because it's not your fault
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Jun 6, 2020 08:31
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Thanks for contributing, pooch screwers. I wonder which other goons are busy right now loving the French Spaniel or boning the basset.
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Jun 6, 2020 08:58
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Icochet posted:Sniffing rear end - sniffing rear end I remember Cheech & Chong doing this to each other in one of their stage shows, while some poor member of European royalty watched with embarrassment from her balcony seat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HYyBmXwhFY
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Jun 6, 2020 09:26
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Boffing the Basenji
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Jun 6, 2020 10:19
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Sampling the dogshit
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Jun 6, 2020 10:48
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Dodging the doberman
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Jun 6, 2020 10:55
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Beating off the bulldog (maybe this already exists, bulldogs can't mate naturally because their anatomy is all hosed up)
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Jun 6, 2020 10:57
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Forcing yourself sexually upon a dog and rightfully going to jail.
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Jun 6, 2020 11:00
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Mooey Cow posted:Forcing yourself sexually upon a dog and rightfully going to jail. it's a harsh world, but you don't have to be ashamed of how you were born.
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Jun 6, 2020 11:38
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's a harsh world, but you don't have to be ashamed of how you were born. i am proud and honored to be a son of a bitch.
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Jun 6, 2020 13:48
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buttmunch the basset hound
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Jun 6, 2020 14:22
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Jun 6, 2020 14:56
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I worked construction as a concrete laborer back in 1999-2001. "loving the dog" was construction worker slang for looking busy while not actually doing any work. I don't know if this phrase has stuck around.
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Jun 6, 2020 15:07
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Pound the hound Eff the Afghan (Effin' the Afghan) Hump the husky Masturbate the mastiff Pork the Yorkie Slam the samoyed Bugger the Magyar Agar Kai Kai the Kai Ken Kai Kai the Klee Kai Teketeketeketeke fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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Jun 6, 2020 15:17
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Engage in sexual intercourse with a canine
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Jun 6, 2020 17:29
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Please don't take the above post as an order. No one would do such a thing unless they were morally inept to the highest degree
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Jun 6, 2020 17:30
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Pullin' off the puli.
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Jun 6, 2020 17:35
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Raw doggin’
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Jun 6, 2020 17:35
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climbing up inside clifford's rear end in a top hat
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Jun 6, 2020 17:36
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My god what is that man doing to that giant red dogs giant rear end in a top hat
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Jun 6, 2020 17:49
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there was thread recently where someone said 'hosed the dog' and sooo many people jumped on him like this guy actually wanted to gently caress dogs. it was very 2020 internet.
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Jun 6, 2020 18:42
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The Walrus posted:"..."hosed the dog"..."
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Jun 6, 2020 18:54
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Calling out the dogfucker
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Jun 6, 2020 19:10
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I leave my TV on for security when I'm out, and am not particular about the channel. Arrived home just now to find an Australian cartoon on, with talking dogs in it. Not very entertaining as it happens (some dogs would say 'like this thread', but gently caress you), and I just caught the end so I don't know if there were any dog boners earlier in the episode. In any case, being a kids' cartoon they would not have referred to them as shaggin' the sheepdog or doin' a dingo. Pumpin' the pup? We will not go there.
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Jun 7, 2020 09:37
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The Walrus posted:there was thread recently where someone said 'hosed the dog' and sooo many people jumped on him like this guy actually wanted to gently caress dogs. it was very 2020 internet. That's where I first heard the phrase, and I thank that I don't have to worry about such moral quandaries myself, as I don't own a dog and other people's are too hard to catch.
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