Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
BEANS
Beans.
bean
Beans???
goku
BEAN
BEEEAANNS!!!!!!
View Results
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

the pan seems too small for that amount of beans

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018


Tace Vim posted:

the pan seems too small for that amount of beans

mo beans mo problems

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

wikipedia posted:

Canned baked beans are not baked, but are cooked through a steam process.

this is hosed all the way up.

Bush's Steamed Beans

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Some ovens have steam in them.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
good beans op

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

What is your opinion on beans on burritos?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why is splitting of the beans considered a problem?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

What is your opinion on beans on burritos?

on them in them its all good man

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

why is splitting of the beans considered a problem?

Presentation, texture.
If they split open during cooking the exposed insides will cook faster and then you got starchy mashed bean goop in your beans. Doesn't mean a drat thing if you don't care about it, just looks nicer/isn't as gummy.

Think of it if you were making baked potatoes and the skins split open early on and they all ran together like partially skin on mashed potatoes instead so you got a big bowl of mostly whole potatoes but they were all covered in potato mash and looked like a big messy poo poo with overcooked potato innards all over 'em. Like, it's still potatoes. You're still gonna eat potatoes. It's fine, y'know?


Why does this need to be explained again? Have you never eaten food before or thought through this or?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Looks real tasty and I bet it lead to some major toots!

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
beanis

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
If stackin beans is cool then you can call me Sylo. :dukedoge:

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Misread the title as snorting beans

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
Edit: nevermind, but now I want beans

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Beans for the bean god

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What about the bean clod, HDC?? What about them????

Wilmott Snipes
May 29, 2002

It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?
Needs an onion slab.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Presentation, texture.
If they split open during cooking the exposed insides will cook faster and then you got starchy mashed bean goop in your beans. Doesn't mean a drat thing if you don't care about it, just looks nicer/isn't as gummy.

Think of it if you were making baked potatoes and the skins split open early on and they all ran together like partially skin on mashed potatoes instead so you got a big bowl of mostly whole potatoes but they were all covered in potato mash and looked like a big messy poo poo with overcooked potato innards all over 'em. Like, it's still potatoes. You're still gonna eat potatoes. It's fine, y'know?


Why does this need to be explained again? Have you never eaten food before or thought through this or?

i don't give a poo poo about split beans

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
did u know that each every bean is crafted by hand?

look at this:



and heres a proud bean scientist presenting a nice bean medley

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Too many beans OP too many beans you have too many beans and a small pot which contains TOO MANY BEANS

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't give a poo poo about split beans

you asked about split beans

you said "what about split beans" and I answered

have...have I been trolled? bean trolled?! no...it cannot be(an)

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Les Os posted:



it’s defrosting

We have the same mortar and pestle. We are mortar and pestle buddies.

I’m thinking about all the beans I got now.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
I remember that band - the Black Eyed Beans.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

you asked about split beans

you said "what about split beans" and I answered

have...have I been trolled? bean trolled?! no...it cannot be(an)

i apologise. i meant "i don't give a poo poo about split beans in my food". i now see why others, obsessed with the aesthetics of the bean, might.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
here is my recipe for bean (ratios up to you)

bean
molasses
habanero
brown sugar
bacon
salt
pepper
garlic
butter

step 1. make bean
step 2. enjoy bean

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Les Os posted:

here is my recipe for bean (ratios up to you)

bean
molasses
habanero
brown sugar
bacon
salt
pepper
garlic
butter

step 1. make bean
step 2. enjoy bean

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Full slab ahead, Mr Wade!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Black-eyed peaness

naem
May 29, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

if the beans float that means they're already dead and should be discarded

I thought that was witches

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
In honor of this beany-rear end thread I soaked the last of last years black beans and have now boiled them with aromatics for a few hours. I'm making some dang bean bowls.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Black beans best beans

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

In honor of this beany-rear end thread I soaked the last of last years black beans and have now boiled them with aromatics for a few hours. I'm making some dang bean bowls.

bean me up, scotty

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

bean me up, scotty

Lucky for you my warp core runs on beans and since switching to this new method of gardening we have created a limitless supply of bean fuel and Scotty now doesn't have the excuse of there not being enough power.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

Lucky for you my warp core runs on beans and since switching to this new method of gardening we have created a limitless supply of bean fuel and Scotty now doesn't have the excuse of there not being enough power.


I love star trek

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:


I love star trek

:haibrow:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Aren't beans banned on Starfleet vessels?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Lucky for you my warp core runs on beans and since switching to this new method of gardening we have created a limitless supply of bean fuel and Scotty now doesn't have the excuse of there not being enough power.

Scotty: Ugghhhhh yeah I got some juicy refined bean gas all stored up, it’s like a nitrous tank for a car or the liquid Schwartz from spaceballs. You know how I always say “she can’t take much more of this Captain”, well Lady Luck in on our side today boys and gals. *farts in warp core* pppbbbbbbbbttthhhhhhhhh...

Kirk: good god Scotty you’ve blasted us onto the set of next generation

Picard: what the gently caress is this poo poo???

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

naem posted:

I thought that was witches

He's wrong, it's when they don't open they should be discarded.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply