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Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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Khanstant posted:

*bites off the ends of the breadstick and starts drinking italian dressing with it like a straw*

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:11

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:36

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nut posted:

biting into the breadstick to reach the molten core of minestrone, in the old country we call it the gentleman�s gogurt

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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

soup, salad, breadsticks

pick 2 :evilbuddy:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:42

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Heather Papps posted:

soup, salad, breadsticks

pick 2

Choose the breadstick, and you will join me.
Choose the salad, and you will join your mother... in the salad bar line.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:52

Finger Prince

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. Skip the appetizer—the story ends, you order from the entrées and eat whatever you want to eat. You get the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks —you stay in Olive Garden and I show you how deep the salad bowl goes.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:22

The Voice of Labor

you can have as much soup salad and breadsticks as you like but social taboos against abuse of the commons and gluttony prevent you taking too much

# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:26

Manifisto

server: today, you can have as much soup, salad, and breadsticks as you can fit in your . . .

[rolls "body part" die]

. . . cupped hands!

[customer is visibly relieved]

[camera pans to a different customer with a determined look on his face, unbuckling his belt]

# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

Finger Prince posted:

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. Skip the appetizer—the story ends, you order from the entrées and eat whatever you want to eat. You get the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks —you stay in Olive Garden and I show you how deep the salad bowl goes.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:30

nut

Olive Garden manager presenting the breadsticks salad and soup to me and my friends: and whoever constructs a bridge that holds the most weight... gets to leave

# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:33

The Voice of Labor

it is the 7-11 and it is only selling soup salad and breadsticks as a limited release in a few test markets

# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:45

Escape From Noise

albany academy posted:

Choose the breadstick, and you will join me.
Choose the salad, and you will join your mother... in the salad bar line.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:58

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Finger Prince posted:

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. Skip the appetizer—the story ends, you order from the entrées and eat whatever you want to eat. You get the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks —you stay in Olive Garden and I show you how deep the salad bowl goes.

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:51

FutonForensic

too much soup *sobbing* there's too much soup

# ? Jun 17, 2020 05:36

Twenty Four

Manifisto posted:

server: today, you can have as much soup, salad, and breadsticks as you can fit in your . . .

[rolls "body part" die]

. . . cupped hands!

[customer is visibly relieved]

[camera pans to a different customer with a determined look on his face, unbuckling his belt]

lol

# ? Jun 17, 2020 05:41

Twenty Four

Despite the soup, salad, and breadsticks being limited, there is still a strict "no sharing" rule. If you want some you must order your own limited amount of soup, salad, and breadsticks.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 05:43

Khanstant

day 631 of unlimited soup, salad, and breadstick

they moved me again, further back with the boxes of christmas decoration and the old uniforms. i can barely see the ladler when i call for more zuppa, it's so dark. i can tell they've started to just give me salads bussed from tables and not a day goes by when i wish i hadn't just gotten the limited time deal instead

# ? Jun 17, 2020 06:28

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

McRib soup. Pickle fried salad. Szechuan Teriyaki breadsticks.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 08:04

Finger Prince

Me, in Yurrup, beckoning the waiter to bring more and more of these weird soft breadsticks and that dipping sauce that's mainly just oil and some brown sour stuff, then getting a bill for €100 because there's 30x2€ orders of something called pane e olio on there.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 12:35

biosterous

Manifisto posted:

server: today, you can have as much soup, salad, and breadsticks as you can fit in your . . .

[rolls "body part" die]

. . . cupped hands!

[customer is visibly relieved]

[camera pans to a different customer with a determined look on his face, unbuckling his belt]

camera pans to me, looking on in jealousy, one breadstick crammed into my ear

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he/him

# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:32

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:36

City of Glompton

Khanstant posted:

day 631 of unlimited soup, salad, and breadstick

they moved me again, further back with the boxes of christmas decoration and the old uniforms. i can barely see the ladler when i call for more zuppa, it's so dark. i can tell they've started to just give me salads bussed from tables and not a day goes by when i wish i hadn't just gotten the limited time deal instead

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:51

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