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I told my wife, who has a very very surface level understanding of what SomethingAwful is, and who Lowtax is that Lowtax got caught being a womenbeater and she said "Why am I not surprised?" So yeah.
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Jun 26, 2020 07:43
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She must be some kind of oracle I suppose
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Jun 26, 2020 07:46
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oh word?
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Jun 26, 2020 07:48
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Ok borat
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Jun 26, 2020 07:49
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ok so what did you say next??
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Jun 26, 2020 07:50
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ok so what did you say next?? I cried, like I do in the presence of all women, and thus ended my weekly allowance of time spent talking to my wife.
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Jun 26, 2020 07:51
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You said you were going to bed in the Nite Crew thread. You lied.
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Jun 26, 2020 07:51
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Your wife should be with Jefferey imo
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Jun 26, 2020 07:52
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literally this big posted:You said you were going to bed in the Nite Crew thread. You lied. Sorry nite crew I caught the fever
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Jun 26, 2020 07:53
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Bronze Fonz posted:Your wife should be with Jefferey imo Yeah some kind of Prima Nocta thing
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Jun 26, 2020 08:00
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If she knew why didnt she tell me?
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Jun 26, 2020 08:09
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I told my mom that some internet messageboard that has* a serial domestic abuser as the owner banned someone a long time ago who was a pedophile. That guy then ended up making his own site that attracted the worst of the worst of humanity who then ended up contributing to Trump getting elected and why everything has sucked for the past four years. She told me to cool it with the conspiracy theories. *soon to be formerly Alan 00X fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Jun 26, 2020 |
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Jun 26, 2020 09:07
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I told my wife and she just took the kids and left without a word.
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Jun 26, 2020 09:09
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Your wife is not surprised, friend, because she does not exist. She is a figment, a wisp.
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Jun 26, 2020 09:20
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my wife was a 4chan poster in 2005, i was a somethingawful poster. one of those sites managed to keep the filth out for the last 15 years and I'm glad it was this one. we should continue to remove the filth
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Jun 26, 2020 09:25
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:my wife was a 4chan poster in 2005, i was a somethingawful poster. one of those sites managed to keep the filth out for the last 15 years and I'm glad it was this one. we should continue to remove the filth You need to get some self respect. 
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Jun 26, 2020 09:29
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I told my wife that I loved her
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Jun 26, 2020 09:30
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my cat used to sometimes wake me up and i never flailed my arms and hit him in fact i pet him
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Jun 26, 2020 09:49
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I told my wife about this saga and she just looked at me blankly. She knows I post on SA but she doesn't really know much about it other than when I show her a funny thread every now and then.
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Jun 26, 2020 09:52
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:"Why am I not surprised?" She already knows, I told her.
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Jun 26, 2020 09:57
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"Talk to the hand" being taken to extremes ITT, I see...
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Jun 26, 2020 10:01
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I told my wife the same thing, and she knows nothing of this place or Lowtax, and she was all "I loving KNEW IT!!!" and went hog wild tearing up the place rummaging around in the closet where I keep my good clothes. And you know what the really hosed up thing is? I don't even have a wife! What the gently caress???
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Jun 26, 2020 10:04
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Nooner posted:I told my wife that I loved her Pfff, look at this fuckin loser who loves his wife. Do you not discuss dead internet forums with her, is that even love?
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Jun 26, 2020 10:11
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if you aren't poo poo posting with your wife, you are not married.
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Jun 26, 2020 10:18
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I told Nooner's wife that I love her!
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Jun 26, 2020 10:54
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I told my wife and she said "It's not surprising because he's an rear end in a top hat and like... I'm not sure what the point of SA is, really." Dictated, not read. Post script: "in the 2000s it was like the king of the internet? The internet empire? I dunno."
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Jun 26, 2020 11:23
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I also told my wife and she asked if I will finally stop posting. I said never.
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Jun 26, 2020 11:29
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I also told my wife, and she has joined me in dunking on the tax man despite not being a poster here.
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Jun 26, 2020 11:35
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I told my wife about the forums drama. I left out the part where I've given a woman beater $10 multiple times
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Jun 26, 2020 11:36
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"lowtax" is our safe word so i can't tell my wife lest the fisting ceases
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I told my wife we should get married and she agreed and so we did and now she’s my wife
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