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Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Give me all ur assets. give me ur Porsche 911. i will be the new face of the failed 30-somethings. i will be the leader.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

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WilWheaton: Oct 11, 2006; It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!

You didn't even post goatse. Can't take you seriously.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

gently caress that

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:25

Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

i promise to reduce the amount of tax

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:27

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

I vote for Sid to be our new overlord

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:28

Elephunk: Dec 6, 2007

let him drive the Nissan

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

put ME in charge? Yeah I�m down with that. I promise to only show up once a year, promise to make changes, then disappear for months on end, too.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:39

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

I vote for Sid to be our new overlord

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:40

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

am i allowed to vote for myself

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:40

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

I think what we need is to instate some kind of triumvirate because nothing bad happens when you have one of those.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:41

Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

this is a loving coup

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:42

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

I will take my army and march directly on the Games subforum. The d20 is cast (got 17).

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:00

The Furious Pirate: Oct 10, 2005; ARGH MATEY!

voted 5 op

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:11

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

I already voted for like six other people, but I'll also vote for this guy too

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:14

Attack on Princess: Dec 15, 2008; _{To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!}

Okay, you're in charge. What's the worst that could happen, right?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:14

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Voting Sid sorry you are a bastard OP and I will never forgive you

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:14

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Mooey Cow posted:

I will take my army and march directly on the Games subforum. The d20 is cast (got 17).

Dc was 19 sorry

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:15

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

OP post a video of yourself eating two large pizzas in one sitting and I'll consider putting you in charge. Topping choice and eating speed/style will be key.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 20:31