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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


What a penis noob

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
no its becky

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sid, it's a tapir

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A group of tapirs is called a "candle". I'm not making that up.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

A group of tapirs is called a "candle". I'm not making that up.

so if there's a wild tapir orgy is that called 'burning the candle at both ends'?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

the tapir is nothing more than a medieval scribe's idea of a pig, appearing in the margin of a treatise on women's menstruations as the primary cause of droughts

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

that's just two penises wearing a trenchcoat

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

gently caress your tapir post some capybaras

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


https://youtu.be/mSspjIeYEpk

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Loden Taylor posted:

the tapir is nothing more than a medieval scribe's idea of a pig, appearing in the margin of a treatise on women's menstruations as the primary cause of droughts

A wyldepigge sene withe scrote
Upon Marchant Towne Roade

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009



That's the smile of an animal who knows he's packing.

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

dear god it has a knuckle

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"You could just design them so it's easier for them to procreate."
"gently caress off, Gabriel, hey Michael, check this poo poo out." *creates Tapir dongs*

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it, sid, is a tapir

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
I dunno

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Listen if you know that tapir tell it to give my teef back thanks in TIAdvance.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


....

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i look at a lot of animal photos but i'm trying to tapir off

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


still not sure if this is a tapid?

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
that's not a tapir!

THIS is a tapir!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


:vince:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

a tapir, sid, is what it is

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
We used to have tapirs here in California about a million years ago. I recovered/restored a fossil tapir jaw from around the Temecula area about 25 years ago.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Eldercain posted:

that's not a tapir!

THIS is a tapir!



i bet their superior frenulum feels real good to stretch

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Genesplicer posted:

We used to have tapirs here in California about a million years ago. I recovered/restored a fossil tapir jaw from around the Temecula area about 25 years ago.

With that knowledge would you say the creature I posted is a talir?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Based on that assessment I think it's clear that early north Americans rode tapirs like mechanized cavalry much like Dino riders before them

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Sid Vicious posted:

With that knowledge would you say the creature I posted is a talir?

No, but it is a tapir.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I've been waiting for a tapir thread. Look at the babies!







Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Knormal posted:

That's a drat good tapir OP.

It inspired me to look at more tapirs.






5

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

:3:

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

you know what they say about guys with large noses...

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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


holey moley that's a long dong.

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