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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Washington R3d5k!n$

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


C'mon Washington Washingtons.

Logo looks like a quarter.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

It's going to take a lot for people to give a poo poo again. Getting rid of Snyder was the only first step towards that.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Yudo posted:

It's going to take a lot for people to give a poo poo again. Getting rid of Snyder was the only first step towards that.

Yeah. I was dyed in the wool from birth. Came home from the hospital in a Washington R*******s blanket. Watched countless games on my grandfather’s lap as a kid. Some of my favorite family memories. Fan until my late teen years.

Dan Snyder nonsense and all the racist bullshit burned my fanhood to the ground and salted the earth. I’m not sure anything can grow here again. But I’m still glad he’s out. Piece of poo poo.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Crossquoting:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Washington Pentagons

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Washington Greyhounds

BELIEVE

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Sash! posted:

C'mon Washington Washingtons.

Logo looks like a quarter.

They'll save children, but not the British children

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Bring back the Washington Football Team.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Android Apocalypse posted:

(Monkey's paw curls)

Washington chooses a new team name & design.


Colors are teal & orange.
The Washington Blockbusters

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Get away from calling them the Washington whatevers - bill them as DC.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Red posted:

Get away from calling them the Washington whatevers - bill them as DC.

DisCharge

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

DC Current

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


Athletic Club DC

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010

The Washington 6-11's

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Washington Reskins. Old uniform but the logo is just a blank circle and every week they slap a new face on. Like previous week's player of the game gets to be on the helmet. Or special edition Spiderman logo for the next movie tie in. Sell a new logo decal every week!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Re-upping DCFC

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




DC⚡️FC

Yudo
May 15, 2003

The name is going to be changed, and fc Washington is the lowest hanging fruit.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

fartknocker posted:

Crossquoting:

The Washington Commanders are a football team in the National Football League! They are owned by a group that includes me, Earvin “Magic” Johnson, a retired professional basketball player.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Somehow I haven't seen or noticed this suggestion yet and now I've never wanted anything more

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Current like now, like an electric charge, or like the speed of water?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

fartknocker posted:

Crossquoting:

Washington Magic is not bad.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Darth Brooks posted:

Washington Magic is not bad.

Washington Johnsons

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I can't believe this thread is still relevant.

Just revert back to WTF anything else is bullshit

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Washington Eagles.

Let’s make it a real rivalry.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Abugadu posted:

Washington Eagles.

Let’s make it a real rivalry.

Cowboys: Same uniform design with different colors

e: Cow Boys, like Roughriders vs. Rough Riders

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I was going to say Washington Hatchets but there’s already a school team.

Eh, gently caress them kids

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Cowboys: Same uniform design with different colors

e: Cow Boys, like Roughriders vs. Rough Riders

They steal from the CFL but end up as the Washington Redblacks

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

fartknocker posted:

They steal from the CFL but end up as the Washington Redblacks

And the team goes dormant for years

wait that’s pretty much already happened

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Dr_Strangelove posted:

Cowboys: Same uniform design with different colors

e: Cow Boys, like Roughriders vs. Rough Riders

Cow Boys but they’re Cow Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgizT7q3ek0

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Bellmaker posted:

Cow Boys but they’re Cow Men

Never saw this and hoo doggies that’s insane

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dr_Strangelove posted:

Never saw this and hoo doggies that’s insane

Dakota Prescott is named after one of the titular characters.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Washington Guy Ents: these trees are all fellas

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Never saw this and hoo doggies that’s insane

What livestock do they trade in this universe?

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

I looked this up, and the concept of a comet creating a cow wild west society is some poo poo.

Also, Joe Piscopo and Tim Curry?!


Mr. Nice! posted:

Dakota Prescott is named after one of the titular characters.

And has a giant gently caress-off tattoo from the show

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