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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > What if Excalibur wasn't actually a sword?
 
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Escape From Noise

 What if Excalibur was actually an item from the future but people of the era didn't know what it was, but it looked like a sword so they just went with that?

It could have been a really sweet custom baton because King Arthur was just REAL into baton twirling? He was all into flag corps maybe?

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 07:32
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Imagine if you will a wormhole and an unaired episode of Forged in Fire.

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nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Imagine if you will a wormhole and an unaired episode of Forged in Fire.

I will.

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 12:14
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old friend


 Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 12:18
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cda

by Hand Knit

old friend posted:

Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

lol

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 13:55
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
sometimes a sword is just a penis, OP

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 14:14
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Lady of the Lake: "What? One time a month you want me to pour WHAT on WHAT now???"

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 17:29
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

old friend posted:

Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

"With this magic sword I am hereby King of England! Behold!" *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 18:30
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old friend


 circular poledancing podium sent back in time to give him Excalibur and his famous table in one fell swoop

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 18:32
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nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"With this magic sword I am hereby King of England! Behold!" *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

long standing tradition of rear end knighting goes awry when the kingdom discovers actual swords

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 18:36
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The X-man cometh
 Mighty Excalibur! It makes anything it touches disappear with a loud whirring sound!

Just repeat the magic syllables on the side - DUST BUS TER

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Snow Cone Capone

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"With this magic sword I am hereby King of England! Behold!" *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

lol

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wearing a lampshade

old friend posted:

Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op
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Manifisto


 absconded with the holy grail? that's a paddlin'


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 21:22
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cda

by Hand Knit

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Lady of the Lake: "What? One time a month you want me to pour WHAT on WHAT now???"

haha

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Heather Papps

hello friend


 merlin tricking arthur into generating electricity because the little idiot thinks a lever sticking out of a rock MUST be a sword



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 23:58
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