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# ? Jul 14, 2020 23:17

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:43

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hi my name is Crandall C. Randall. The C stands for Circe, like from the Odyssey. my parents were a fuckin trip

# ? Jul 14, 2020 23:21

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Shopping.

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# ? Jul 14, 2020 23:25

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awkwerd paws posted:

Shopping.

yeah but what kind?

really think about it, really get into the headspace of CRANDALL RANDALL

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

This is all fun, but what if your name was Asscrack Carmichael?

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

if i was named crandall randall i'd post a thread asking others what they'd do, if they had my name

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:33

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At least it's not Zachary Daiquiri or Crystal Shonda Lear

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:37

Manifisto

my actual name is CRANGALL DANGALL so I suppose I would feel robbed

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:45

nut

i'd wear one boot and i'd wear one sandal

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:49

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Manifisto posted:

CRANG

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:49

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nut posted:

i'd wear one boot and i'd wear one sandal

I'd get a new handle

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:50

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what if you were this guy

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 01:49

nut

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

what if you were this guy

is that jonathan cena

# ? Jul 15, 2020 01:51

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nut posted:

is that jonathan cena

Cena? I hardly knewa!

# ? Jul 15, 2020 01:56

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Manifisto posted:

my actual name is CRANGALL DANGALL

that rules

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:05

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had a good few responses but still really curious what others would do if their name was CRANDALL RANDALL

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:06

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

create a sandal company

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:09

nut

i'd probably try to ruin christmas

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:12

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Some people thinkg Crandall Randall was a legend like Paul Bunyan or Whirlwind Jimmy, but actually he real guy, who wandered around the midwest planting apples, he wore a cooking pot as a hat and he was a creepy-rear end incel MGTOW with Marfans disease

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:13

nut

what would u do if ur name was balls

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:16

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nut posted:

what would u do if ur name was balls

probably tweet my name

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I present, for your enrichment, U.S. Air Force Major Dick Bong. The country's highest fighter ace.

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:39

nut

lol manhood

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:40

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

nut posted:

what would u do if ur name was balls

what wouldnt i do

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ButtTheShitManFart can gently caress right off. I'm on team bong now

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

mods pls rename me MAJOR DICK BONG. tia

# ? Jul 15, 2020 02:48

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Ya see it's not the plane crash that kills ya
it's the broken parts of the plane and ground smashing into and through your body at 700 mph that kills ya

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 03:05

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

Doctor Dogballs

# ? Jul 15, 2020 03:06

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I present, for your enrichment, U.S. Air Force Major Dick Bong. The country's highest fighter ace.

dick bong recreation area in Wisconsin is great and I'm hopefully going camping there next weekend!

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# ? Jul 15, 2020 03:21

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sata andagi posted:

had a good few responses but still really curious what others would do if their name was CRANDALL RANDALL

I'd just go by Randall

# ? Jul 15, 2020 03:45

BUG JUG

I'd name the third Tuesday of every odd month Crandall Randall day and I would be given complete free reign of this burg.

Hide your wives lock your banks it's Crandall Randall day.

# ? Jul 15, 2020 06:42