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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:even giveaways from cereal boxes always had to have an option where you could apply even without buying the product. Like cereal boxes always had some address you could write to to enter without buying anything ; that's how strict the laws are There was a kid in my junior high/high school class; bowl haircut, pudgy, socially awkward, etc. Standard issue goon stereotype really. This kid Always had new stuff though. New wristwatch, new backpack, new BMX bike, etc, like every week. Just assumed his parents spoiled him a bit. Sophomore year of high school speech class though, he gives a speech on how he enters contests freely all the time. Contest entry is his hobby. Like, a couple thousand entries per year, and he is always winning some level of prize. The best part of the speech was about how he won a home visit from Cool and the Gang. Seriously. Cool and the loving Gang. At the front of the class he holds up a 8.5 x 11 glossy photo of his living room, with him standing there with Cool and the Gang. That dude won mad respect from everyone in that class that day. I mean, Cool and the Gang, at your house! Also, that is a subplot of the movie Real Genius, starring none other than Val Kilmer, recently featured in forum discussion. The America's Army game was awesome. "Let's really teach people how to kill stuff accurately and effectivly!" gently caress yeah!
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Internetjack posted:There was a kid in my junior high/high school class; bowl haircut, pudgy, socially awkward, etc. Standard issue goon stereotype really. This kid Always had new stuff though. New wristwatch, new backpack, new BMX bike, etc, like every week. Just assumed his parents spoiled him a bit. That dude loving owns what a heartwarming story
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Sid Vicious posted:That dude loving owns what a heartwarming story Yeah, I love to share that story. It's really a life lesson of some sort, don't judge a book by its cover, you don't know someone until you know them, don't make assumptions, etc.
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Internetjack posted:Yeah, I love to share that story. It's really a life lesson of some sort, don't judge a book by its cover, you don't know someone until you know them, don't make assumptions, etc. enter more contests
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Jul 18, 2020 01:40
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US Army: Enter a Contested area of the balkans to fight a Russian proxy militia. by reading this spoiler you have agreed to join the United States Army for a minimum of three years
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Jul 18, 2020 01:48
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The Army sent a "Motivational Speaker" to my high school. He talked about careers, asked us what we wanted to do after graduation and poo poo all over anything that the Army couldn't offer.
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Internetjack posted:There was a kid in my junior high/high school class; bowl haircut, pudgy, socially awkward, etc. Standard issue goon stereotype really. This kid Always had new stuff though. New wristwatch, new backpack, new BMX bike, etc, like every week. Just assumed his parents spoiled him a bit. There's a great Japanese game show about this. They lock a guy into a totally empty apt with no clothes, food, dishes, anything. Everything he gets must be won from magazines. I think the only clothing he ever got was some porn star's panties and they didn't fit so he was still naked the whole time. Fortunately Japanese magazines give away rice all the time so he had plenty of food. I wish I could remember the name of it.
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:It's the worst rated movie of 2019 lol its worth watching though, its kind of a "lmao what the gently caress" movie, a new camp classic
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Guildenstern Mother posted:There's a great Japanese game show about this. They lock a guy into a totally empty apt with no clothes, food, dishes, anything. Everything he gets must be won from magazines. I think the only clothing he ever got was some porn star's panties and they didn't fit so he was still naked the whole time. Fortunately Japanese magazines give away rice all the time so he had plenty of food. I wish I could remember the name of it. Apparently it's called Denpa Shōnen teki Kenshō Seikatsu and I really want to watch it Wikipedia The army should just do contests where if you join today you get 2 (2) free passes for any warcrimes you commit
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Jul 18, 2020 18:24
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Only two warcrimes? gently caress that I'm gonna go be a cop.
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Jul 18, 2020 18:26
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- A guy loaded the shotgun shells backwards - A guy fired the shotgun from the hip, did not have it well braced, and the gun went flying (still loaded) about ten yards behind him and the rest of the firing line - Guy fires the shotgun once, holds it vertical to pump like he saw Shwarzenegger do it or something, fires the second round straight up into the ceiling - Guy firing the M9 would take a shot and then manually rack the slide each time, ejecting a perfectly good round, because he saw it in a movie - My roommate who had never shot before was so nervous that when they called 'ready' or whatever to load the pistol (and wait to bring it up) he loaded, released the slide, brought it up, flipped safety, put two on target, dropped the mag and was reloading when the RSO tackled him
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Stooge posted:Apparently it's called Denpa Shōnen teki Kenshō Seikatsu and I really want to watch it The US army gives out those passes all the time, constantly, and has for as long as it has existed.
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Jul 18, 2020 19:40
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Stooge posted:Apparently it's called Denpa Shōnen teki Kenshō Seikatsu and I really want to watch it Typical F2P marketing. Once you start playing, you realize that you are swimming in war crime passes, but you actually need premium currency [Pepperoni Pizza Ration] to progress.
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Jul 18, 2020 19:44
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BigBadSteve posted:So for how many years were you in the Marines? 0. Just stopped taking phonecalls after they didn't stop calling after I told them I had zero interest in dying in iraq, and eventually they stopped trying.
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Jul 18, 2020 20:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:What happened to the time honored tradition of shanghaiing sailors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX3OofKBZPo
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Jul 18, 2020 20:42
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Twitch can't have the viewership of body painting thot #48 or video game playing e beggar interrupted
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Jul 18, 2020 20:55
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I'm only 13 and got tricked into joining the Marines. Now I fly the President's helicopter.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I was thinking the other day that a cool movie idea would be that the US army releases a video game and people think it's just a game but really these kids are guiding drones to bomb targets in Pakistan because AI still can't reliably differentiate between a wedding and a training camp. That's already a movie isn't it? This is every Black Mirror episode
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Jul 18, 2020 22:25
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is it unconstitutional for them to ban me from their twitch channel, i need restitution i cant petition my government this way, 1st amendment is literally dead
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Stalin-Chan posted:is it unconstitutional for them to ban me from their twitch channel, i need restitution i cant petition my government this way, 1st amendment is literally dead It may be and the ACLU is on your side (not kidding)
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I was thinking the other day that a cool movie idea would be that the US army releases a video game and people think it's just a game but really these kids are guiding drones to bomb targets in Pakistan because AI still can't reliably differentiate between a wedding and a training camp. That's already a movie isn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvyUWUKCw8
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Jul 18, 2020 23:04
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Internetjack posted:I mean, Cool and the Gang, at your house! That is so loving cool I can't imagine how excited I would be. Im more of an Earth Wind and Fire man but Kool and the Gang are fantastic. I knew a kid who's mom spent most of her day playing flash games for prizes on a Canadian ice cream company's website. He was draped in Chapman's Ice Cream gear from head to ankle - I dont think they had branded shoes. They also had a duck that they kept inside in the house. I only went over there once to see the Chapman's shrine because the house stunk of bird piss and poo poo. I can just imagine Kool and the Gang's reaction if after years of hollywood swinging they were obligated to visit dank duck house because now theyre sponsored by Dr Scholls or Vim or whatever. It would be summer madness!!!!
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Jul 18, 2020 23:42
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I don't think their channels are age restricted either lol Psst, hey kid, you want an XBox controller? Nevermind how about a gun?
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Jul 18, 2020 23:50
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500excf type r posted:It may be and the ACLU is on your side (not kidding) seems like it was already settled when trump was ordered to stop blocking people from his twitter but thats a different circumstance so i'd like to see the courts actually rule on this so i can go back to owning the army until they log off of twitch forever especially need to get us army dudes to ask "what is pera???" so i can say "PERA DEEZ BALLS"
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I got a free hat for signing up on the 'okay to be contacted' list that some Marine recruiter had us fill out and then told them I was going to [hippie college] when they contacted me.
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Stooge posted:Apparently it's called Denpa Shōnen teki Kenshō Seikatsu and I really want to watch it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2YUyU-LE6qU There is a balm in gileade.
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boom headshot haha it just dont feel the same killin real folk
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