When I quit my job, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna let the door hit my ass.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

All the way out the door. I think I've earned it. Just this once, after years of NOT letting the door hit my rear end on the way out, I'm finally going for it.

Door, meet rear end.

# ? Jul 18, 2020 20:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:30

Manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

All the way out the door. I think I've earned it. Just this once, after years of NOT letting the door hit my rear end on the way out, I'm finally going for it.

Door, meet rear end.

imagine going to work somewhere that does not provide door-spanking as a guaranteed benefit

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2020 20:14

nut

I�m won�t miss ya, but I will miss seeing ya walk away, the cold metal slamming on cheeks

# ? Jul 18, 2020 20:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The door is closing on my rear end. I can see my boss running, trying to stop the door, but he can't. I stand, rear end tastefully extended. *bonk*

# ? Jul 18, 2020 21:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

frustrated that my dev team can't get the robot to wipe asses i quit and let the door hit my naked dirty rear end, my colleagues shout eureka behind me as a sudden surge of happiness washes over me

# ? Jul 18, 2020 21:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

frustrated that my dev team can't get the robot to wipe asses i quit and let the door hit my naked dirty rear end, my colleagues shout eureka behind me as a sudden surge of happiness washes over me

# ? Jul 18, 2020 21:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Door Speed, John Glenn!

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# ? Jul 18, 2020 21:18

Prof. Crocodile

it's my last day at the door factory and these suckers will never believe what i have planned

*covertly takes 1,000 asses out of lunchbox*

# ? Jul 18, 2020 21:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

it's my last day at the door factory and these suckers will never believe what i have planned

*covertly takes 1,000 asses out of lunchbox*

lol

# ? Jul 18, 2020 21:26

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

frustrated that my dev team can't get the robot to wipe asses i quit and let the door hit my naked dirty rear end, my colleagues shout eureka behind me as a sudden surge of happiness washes over me

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2020 22:01

Manifisto

as my job interview concludes, I stand and approach the door. fastened at just below waist height is a wooden paddle. I notice that the interviewer is looking intently in my direction, and I allow myself to nod and smile faintly. "congratulations, mr. manifisto," the interviewer says enthusiastically. "you've got the job."

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2020 22:05

Macnult

gym interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

me: *anxiously looks over to the squat rack*

# ? Jul 19, 2020 16:22

frump truck: hello... again!

i think if you do this they legally have to hire you back with a 30% increase in salary

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

sata andagi posted:

i think if you do this they legally have to hire you back with a 30% increase in salary

Gonna get the revolving door really spinning and then back that rear end up

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:09

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Gonna get the revolving door really spinning and then back that rear end up

when u realize "back that rear end up" is a phrase of feminist empowerment related to increasing the wages of the female workforce to meet or exceed the salary of men in the same positions.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:15

very nice i like

The Irresistible rear end Paradox: When an unstoppable door meets an immovable rear end

# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:20

frump truck: hello... again!

The Work Door's Dilemma: It just wants to get closer to an rear end, but when it does, it invariably hits it and pushes it away

# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

sata andagi posted:

The Work Door's Dilemma: It just wants to get closer to an rear end, but when it does, it invariably hits it and pushes it away

Why does every rear end I hit go away?

# ? Jul 22, 2020 06:25

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# ? Jul 22, 2020 06:29

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Why does every rear end I hit go away?

A Shakespearean tragedy of life, death and the meaning of it all. Also butts.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 09:43

Chrs

You should put paint your rear end so the door is marked with your rear end forever (or until they get someone in to repaint)

# ? Jul 22, 2020 11:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chrs posted:

You should put paint your rear end so the door is marked with your rear end forever (or until they get someone in to repaint)

There is always paint on my rear end

# ? Jul 22, 2020 19:45

Prof. Crocodile

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

There is always paint on my rear end

well begun is half done

# ? Jul 22, 2020 23:50

nut

my ex-boss whispering to herself: thank god I got that glass door

# ? Jul 22, 2020 23:54

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Can it hit my rear end too :wmwink:

# ? Jul 24, 2020 09:03

nut

when i quit there's gonna be two hits. Door hittin' rear end and u hitting redial to beg me to come back

# ? Jul 24, 2020 12:57

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very nice i like posted:

The Irresistible rear end Paradox: When an unstoppable door meets an immovable rear end

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# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:32

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

when i quit there's gonna be two hits. Door hittin' rear end and u hitting redial to beg me to come back

this is actually a very good boss burn and i have written down for future use

# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Could God make an rear end that even his door couldn't hit?

# ? Jul 24, 2020 18:05

nut

i got an rear end that can't quit so uh it's just gonna stay here but the rest of me is outie

# ? Jul 24, 2020 18:08

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:30

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Could God make an rear end that even his door couldn't hit?

Remember kids, if you don't let the front door hit ya then the good Lord split ya for nothing

# ? Jul 24, 2020 18:39

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