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Doom Mathematic posted:I shut my computer down every night, when I'm not using it. same but my brain and every day
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lol if you don’t wake yourself up by dropping your phone on your face from falling asleep from late night shitposting
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Sep 11, 2020 01:42
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the sound of a computer fan spinning down to a dead stop, without that possibly imagined, barely perceptible whine of the volatile ram being refreshed for sleep mode, is sweet release. You are at rest. The digital you has departed. It's just you. except for the phone in your pocket listening for the voice assistant cue, ready to beam your idle desires to a remote datacenter, of course.
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Sep 11, 2020 01:45
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I have just rebooted a pile of Linux servers MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
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Sep 11, 2020 01:59
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when it is sleep time i go around my home and smash all my electricity using appliances with a hammer until all the wires and motors and springs are in a heap on the ground, and then i strip naked and walk into the woods and just walk and walk and walk until i can walk no more, safe in the knowledge that i will wake up in my bed and find my computer and toaster restored groundhog day style, and log into zoom again for more computering
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Sep 11, 2020 02:02
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lol
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Sep 11, 2020 02:03
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:when it is sleep time i go around my home and smash all my electricity using appliances with a hammer until all the wires and motors and springs are in a heap on the ground, and then i strip naked and walk into the woods and just walk and walk and walk until i can walk no more, safe in the knowledge that i will wake up in my bed and find my computer and toaster restored groundhog day style, and log into zoom again for more computering it just works
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Sep 11, 2020 02:10
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i turned on my computer which is like half of a restart
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Sep 11, 2020 02:18
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you have a computer in a box, and when you push the power button a random number generator is initiated that will restart the computer when it arrives at a certain value. the computer is both on and off until you look at the monitor
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Sep 11, 2020 02:33
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President Beep posted:until you look at the monitor oh god please no
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Sep 11, 2020 02:39
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akadajet posted:i watch youtube on my tv so it's impossible to block ads. I gave in and bought the premium sub to get rid of them is there any reason they haven't made Youtube Vanced for android TVs yet? it's installed on my phone and its the greatest fuckin thing ever
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Sep 11, 2020 05:24
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President Beep posted:you have a computer in a box, and when you push the power button a random number generator is initiated that will restart the computer when it arrives at a certain value. the computer is both on and off until you look at the monitor let me tell you about my mother
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Sep 11, 2020 06:34
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https://twitter.com/etthq/status/1304339448818089984?s=20 worthless. it took like 4 minutes. and then bombarded me with edge and some other poo poo. rated 1/10
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Sep 11, 2020 09:52
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yospos
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Sep 11, 2020 10:00
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echinopsis posted:https://twitter.com/etthq/status/1304339448818089984?s=20 big fan of edging, echi?
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Sep 11, 2020 14:56
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lonarfin about how much shame I felt when I let my computer get the better of me
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Oct 8, 2020 19:55
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turned my desktop off for the night
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Oct 9, 2020 03:46
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Oct 9, 2020 05:01
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Every day I finish work and open-palm slam the "reset" button on my PC.
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Oct 9, 2020 14:58
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Schadenboner posted:Every day I finish work and open-palm slam the "reset" button on my PC. same but the turbo buttton
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Oct 9, 2020 15:06
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The real losers are the poor fools who buy so-called Philips screwdrivers. It's a screwdriver. That only works for half the screws versus a regular screwdriver. "Congratulations, you played yourself" (as the kids say these days). (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 9, 2020 15:18
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Ayyyyy, I'm restartin' here!
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Oct 9, 2020 21:07
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in deus ex, the smart lockpick uses nanotechnology to automatically form the required key shape when you stick it into the keyhole. we should have screwdrivers that work like that.
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Oct 9, 2020 21:37
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Sagebrush posted:in deus ex, the smart lockpick uses nanotechnology to automatically form the required key shape when you stick it into the keyhole. we should have screwdrivers that work like that.
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Oct 9, 2020 21:46
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echinopsis posted:lol if you don’t wake yourself up by dropping your phone on your face from falling asleep from late night shitposting
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Oct 10, 2020 02:41
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there are no screens in my bedroom
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Oct 10, 2020 02:49
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Sagebrush posted:in deus ex, the smart lockpick uses nanotechnology to automatically form the required key shape when you stick it into the keyhole. we should have screwdrivers that work like that. I think tubular lock impressing tools are exactly that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHlgjO3ueaM&t=161s
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Oct 10, 2020 03:38
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18.3 day uptime on my telephone  e: on an anroid - not a bd otherwise
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Oct 10, 2020 05:05
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Tried to upgrade debian on a production server and it thoroughly hosed up I don't think we'll ever reboot it or it won't start again
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Oct 10, 2020 06:47
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My dad turns off his computer by pulling the plug at the wall
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Oct 10, 2020 06:48
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now that’s an acceptable show of respect for computer
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