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frump truck

hello... again!

an uptick in tone so that it sounded like my butt was repeating a question five times. im sorry you have to learn about this but its real and its true

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Christoph
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
thank u for posting about it this needs to be officially recorded imo

it's the skipping stones across a tranquil lake of farting



tyvm Justa Dandelion and Ravenous Scoot

frump truck

hello... again!

prepuce repurposed posted:

it's the skipping stones across a tranquil lake of farting

i like this way of looking at it

Manifisto


sata andagi posted:

an uptick in tone so that it sounded like my butt was repeating a question five times. im sorry you have to learn about this but its real and its true

little known fact, if you fart just right into a telephone you can sign in to aol


ty nesamdoom!

frump truck

hello... again!

if you do a series of 5 small farts into a payphone and then hang up the payphone will ring 10 seconds later. you have to be over 30 to get this joke

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
i just did a series of 5 tiny farts and they all ended with an uptick in to the bee gees "Stayin Alive"



more falafel please

forums poster

sata andagi posted:

if you do a series of 5 small farts into a payphone and then hang up the payphone will ring 10 seconds later. you have to be over 30 to get this joke

ah, the brown box




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






vanisher

prepuce repurposed posted:

it's the skipping stones across a tranquil lake of farting



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

prepuce repurposed posted:

thank u for posting about it this needs to be officially recorded imo

it's the skipping stones across a tranquil lake of farting

lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I think you've been picked to be the new Cardinal Puff

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google THIS

If you fart more than seven times in a row you start getting 1UPs

vanisher

google THIS posted:

If you fart more than seven times in a row you start getting 1UPs

that's not the only streak you'll get



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

that's not the only streak you'll get



tyvm Justa Dandelion and Ravenous Scoot

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

vanisher posted:

that's not the only streak you'll get

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:

that's not the only streak you'll get


frump truck

hello... again!

vanisher posted:

that's not the only streak you'll get

that's not the only streak i'll get. probably a streak of good luck too. that's what you meant right

idiotsavant

vanisher posted:

that's not the only streak you'll get

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


vanisher posted:

that's not the only streak you'll get

frump truck

hello... again!

an incomplete list of tonal languages

- Mandarin
- Thai
- Fart Butt Question Language (FBQL)
- Cantonese
- Punjabi
- Hokkien

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My butt speaks Xhosa

Escape From Noise

Putting the "rear end" in "bass"



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

frump truck

hello... again!

i just learned how to code in myFBQL and now i'm going to become a databutt administrator

nut

your butt said Morse code for SI (yes in Spanish)

vanisher

The farts are tiny and continue beyond the normal 5, each increasing in pitch. The decibel increases beyond human hearing. Animals begin to howl and scream. My butt continues its farting, now silent to all. Soon I begin to feel dizzy and confused, the sound causing permanent damage to my eardrums. Gravity loses its hold on the objects around me. A portal begins to appear. An intelligent being peers through. It misunderstood the vibrations as an attempt at communication and is visibly disgusted.

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idiotsavant
four farts are sitting on the edge of a cliff

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