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Pahilla the Hun

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next time you go buy pistachio ice cream from the grocer, note the ingredients: those "pistachios" are actually almonds

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Dennis Leary stole all his jokes from Dennis Miller. This is why Leary's album "No Cure For Cancer" was a number 1 hit.


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Pahilla the Hun

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pineapples aren't even apples at all they are bombs left here by dinosaurs during the cretaceous period. ever eaten a pineapple? yeah, that is why you made soft poops that time.


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Areola Grande

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ppl who watch pro rasslin' and say they enjoy it "for the pageantry" learned this fake excuse from their parents. it's passed down by word of mouth and allows them to propagate their mongrel breed unmolested. the real reason why they watch it is far more sinister in most cases so don't believe a word out of their lying mouth



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Pahilla the Hun posted:

next time you go buy pistachio ice cream from the grocer, note the ingredients: those "pistachios" are actually almonds

THANK you - I was just telling someone about this whilst on my soapbox.

Wait - was that here? Where I am... WHO ARE YOU!?

Areola Grande

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car doors only make that satisfying "thump" when closed because they're engineered to do so. it's what modern consumers have come to expect of the car door noise. in the roaring 20s car doors still went "boioioioioing" like a boner noise



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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IDX16PWp48

FutonForensic

the idea that you should feel good and comfortable during sex is an American artifice originating from the 50s. The rest of the world embraces Natural Sex, where participants feel miserable and bloated


Pahilla the Hun

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Thunder Moose posted:

THANK you - I was just telling someone about this whilst on my soapbox.

Wait - was that here? Where I am... WHO ARE YOU!?

who....AM....I? :stare:


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FutonForensic

*gently lays the baby into the trash* procreation is a marketing campaign created by pampers to sell diapers


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Paste was actually originally invented as a snack but once it's adhesive properties were discovered I can't enjoy a snack in peace since kindergarten.

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Guns were invented because people got sick & tired of throwing bullets at each other

Areola Grande

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Guns were invented because people got sick & tired of throwing bullets at each other

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Finger Prince


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Guns were invented because people got sick & tired of throwing bullets at each other

The history of technological advances in warfare boil down to generation upon generation of increasing laziness. Bows? Just spears with less running. Guns? What if bows, but less ugghhh physical effort. Guns too heavy? Make em hand sized. Bombs? Can't we just have a machine drop like a million guns on the enemy? Nuclear bombs, the apex of laziness. Push a button and destroy a city. I'm sure somewhere deep in DARPA someone is coming up with a way to integrate IoT and voice commands to the nuclear arsenal so you can just use Alexa to annihilate the earth.

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Finger Prince posted:

The history of technological advances in warfare boil down to generation upon generation of increasing laziness. Bows? Just spears with less running. Guns? What if bows, but less ugghhh physical effort. Guns too heavy? Make em hand sized. Bombs? Can't we just have a machine drop like a million guns on the enemy? Nuclear bombs, the apex of laziness. Push a button and destroy a city. I'm sure somewhere deep in DARPA someone is coming up with a way to integrate IoT and voice commands to the nuclear arsenal so you can just use Alexa to annihilate the earth.

“I’m sorry I couldn’t find your My Anal Nitrate playlist.”


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Bowling used to be a game of trust wherein opponents would tally scores based on which pins they claimed they could knock down in a single go using an imaginary talking orb named Jenny.

Joey Q. Rockerfella arrived on the scene--sporting his latest invention--a "hand grenade" which was essentially a cannonball with finger holes. He was able to physical topple the pins which had been static and subject to debate for over a decade. This was quite literally a game changer.


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Pahilla the Hun posted:

Bowling used to be a game of trust wherein opponents would tally scores based on which pins they claimed they could knock down in a single go using an imaginary talking orb named Jenny.

Joey Q. Rockerfella arrived on the scene--sporting his latest invention--a "hand grenade" which was essentially a cannonball with finger holes. He was able to physical topple the pins which had been static and subject to debate for over a decade. This was quite literally a game changer.

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