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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ppl who watch pro rasslin' and say they enjoy it "for the pageantry" learned this fake excuse from their parents. it's passed down by word of mouth and allows them to propagate their mongrel breed unmolested. the real reason why they watch it is far more sinister in most cases so don't believe a word out of their lying mouth
tyvm Justa Dandelion and Ravenous Scoot
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Jul 20, 2020 20:29
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- Thunder Moose
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next time you go buy pistachio ice cream from the grocer, note the ingredients: those "pistachios" are actually almonds
THANK you - I was just telling someone about this whilst on my soapbox.
Wait - was that here? Where I am... WHO ARE YOU!?
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Jul 20, 2020 20:37
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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car doors only make that satisfying "thump" when closed because they're engineered to do so. it's what modern consumers have come to expect of the car door noise. in the roaring 20s car doors still went "boioioioioing" like a boner noise
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Jul 20, 2020 20:41
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the idea that you should feel good and comfortable during sex is an American artifice originating from the 50s. The rest of the world embraces Natural Sex, where participants feel miserable and bloated
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Jul 20, 2020 21:05
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- FutonForensic
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*gently lays the baby into the trash* procreation is a marketing campaign created by pampers to sell diapers
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Jul 20, 2020 22:40
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Guns were invented because people got sick & tired of throwing bullets at each other
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Jul 20, 2020 23:44
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- Finger Prince
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Guns were invented because people got sick & tired of throwing bullets at each other
The history of technological advances in warfare boil down to generation upon generation of increasing laziness. Bows? Just spears with less running. Guns? What if bows, but less ugghhh physical effort. Guns too heavy? Make em hand sized. Bombs? Can't we just have a machine drop like a million guns on the enemy? Nuclear bombs, the apex of laziness. Push a button and destroy a city. I'm sure somewhere deep in DARPA someone is coming up with a way to integrate IoT and voice commands to the nuclear arsenal so you can just use Alexa to annihilate the earth.
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Bowling used to be a game of trust wherein opponents would tally scores based on which pins they claimed they could knock down in a single go using an imaginary talking orb named Jenny.
Joey Q. Rockerfella arrived on the scene--sporting his latest invention--a "hand grenade" which was essentially a cannonball with finger holes. He was able to physical topple the pins which had been static and subject to debate for over a decade. This was quite literally a game changer.
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