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I've found one of the best things to do on a date is to open a lady's fortune cookie for her and crack it without asking. Hand her the pieces back so she can graze on them or whatever females do with them and then ask if she needs you to read her the printout if you're not sure she'd be able to understand it. Doing this really shows off how strong you are, like the dragons on your over shirt. But also soft and caring, like your anime body life pillow partner, which she's now ready to learn about before you make any further "commitments" for the evening.
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Jul 22, 2020 01:29
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my theory is vanilla wafers are just fortune cookie batter processed in a different shape
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Jul 22, 2020 01:30
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Silly Burrito posted:no for now it is me who is trapped help how much do they pay you? i saw a spot in the paper about fortune cookie slaves for hire and its either that or i keep working from home
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Jul 22, 2020 01:37
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One time I got a fortune that said "One day man could live on moon  " complete with the smiley. Nice thought, sure, but I was hoping for something a little more personal. This is just as much your fortune as it is mine, fortune cookie guy!
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Jul 22, 2020 01:48
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Tom Gorman posted:my theory is vanilla wafers are just fortune cookie batter processed in a different shape I recall reading that the origin of fortune cookies was basically someone tried to make a cookie in california or such and no one liked it so then they turned it into a gimmick with a twist of racism and stereotypes regarding eastern mysticism.
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Jul 22, 2020 01:52
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Silly Burrito posted:I went to the factory in San Francisco where those things are made. Man that place was tiny. I have been here and yes it is. Kinda tasty if you get 'em warm, though.
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Jul 22, 2020 02:10
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I once got one that said "your previous fortune was wrong." I can't remember the one before it and it haunts me to this day.
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Jul 22, 2020 03:14
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Not only do the cookies themselves taste like poo poo, apparently none of the American Chinese takeout food source companies bother to print actual fortunes in the drat things. They used to have stuff like, "You will inherit lots of money" or "gonna gently caress soon", then it became mostly platitudes, and now its just poo poo like "people admire your lawn" or "Joy leads to Happiness" in bed flavor.flv fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jul 22, 2020 |
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Jul 22, 2020 03:43
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UCB showed how dangerous it is to get bad fortunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m22L1XllRg
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Jul 22, 2020 03:43
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I got one once that said "now is a good time to learn about insects." So do you have crabs?
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Jul 22, 2020 04:04
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I've always been partial to this gem. this one is kinda profound. i used to hate phrases like "it is what it is", or "such is life"/"c'est la vie" when i was younger because of their seemingly self evident emptiness. but as i grow older there is a certain comfort in simply accepting the nature of some things, rather than always seeking understanding or change, especially of things that ultimately don't really matter. this fortune is kinda like "water is wet, what the gently caress did you expect?", which again can sound trite, but can be profound for someone deliberately hiding the truth from themselves. like a woman in an abusive relationship who thinks she can change the man, or someone who takes their brz to a track thinking they are even going to beat a miata. you know, it's just an orange, it's not gonna produce champagne, and your brz is a slow car that looks fast. an appeal to live in the real world rather than some idyllic fantasy world where subaru still builds competitive motorsport machines anyway im really stoned, thanx for reading my post about the bad and boring "sports" car that toyota and subaru build for some reason
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Jul 22, 2020 04:07
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:this one is kinda profound. i used to hate phrases like "it is what it is", or "such is life"/"c'est la vie" when i was younger because of their seemingly self evident emptiness. but as i grow older there is a certain comfort in simply accepting the nature of some things, rather than always seeking understanding or change, especially of things that ultimately don't really matter. this fortune is kinda like "water is wet, what the gently caress did you expect?", which again can sound trite, but can be profound for someone deliberately hiding the truth from themselves. like a woman in an abusive relationship who thinks she can change the man, or someone who takes their brz to a track thinking they are even going to beat a miata. you know, it's just an orange, it's not gonna produce champagne, and your brz is a slow car that looks fast. an appeal to live in the real world rather than some idyllic fantasy world where subaru still builds competitive motorsport machines I'm incredibly high right now too and I feel you since sometimes the simplest kernels of wisdom are the most valuable and life re-affirming.
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Jul 22, 2020 04:12
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zer0spunk posted:i just got a targeted ad for this, thanks a lot thread https://getublock.com/
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Jul 22, 2020 04:14
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Tom Gorman posted:my theory is vanilla wafers are just fortune cookie batter processed in a different shape
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Jul 22, 2020 04:15
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gleebster posted:You'll admire the sentiment later.
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Jul 22, 2020 04:41
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I dated someone whose dad had a weird thing about fortune cookies. He would not look at his fortune or let anyone else look at it. During that part of Chinese dining where everyone shares what their dumb cookie paper says, he would refuse to participate. He would eat the cookie, and crumple up the fortune, drawing everyone’s attention to his unique superstition that he also refused to explain.
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Jul 22, 2020 06:13
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I've always been partial to this gem. gently caress its so true
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Jul 22, 2020 06:35
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big dyke energy posted:gently caress its so true Chinese wisdom baby. 
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Jul 22, 2020 06:53
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Ralph Hurley posted:I dated someone whose dad had a weird thing about fortune cookies. He would not look at his fortune or let anyone else look at it. During that part of Chinese dining where everyone shares what their dumb cookie paper says, he would refuse to participate. He would eat the cookie, and crumple up the fortune, drawing everyone’s attention to his unique superstition that he also refused to explain. if i ever get to eat inside a chinese place again with other humans, i'm stealing this. 100% going to act outraged before crumpling it up though
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