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It's already hard to think of all the ways three things are funny about each other. So only an expert should attempt to add a fourth one
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For instance if the thread is "ITT Jeffrey Arrives In Lee's Summit", those are already an intensely ridiculous person and location with some surprising similarities. So if you have him bringing bitcoins or hookers trying to do both is juggling a lot of balls in the air
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 07:31 |
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Three goons walked into a Thank you goons and goonettes you've been a great audience.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 07:56 |
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Three Cookies walked into a bar OP. They had a really crumby time.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:12 |
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Maybe you should try starting with one, op.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:33 |
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i have three testicles and they have all been confirmed functional via ultra sound if you want the pics you know what subreddit to find me in
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:39 |
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i prefer posting jokes that have no funny things, and are indistinguishable from me having a seizure.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:45 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i prefer posting jokes that have no funny things, and are indistinguishable from me having a seizure.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:51 |
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Weka posted:Maybe you should try starting with one, op.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 09:42 |
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Daikloktos posted:It's already hard to think of all the ways three things are funny about each other. So only an expert should attempt to add a fourth one Daikloktos posted:A few years ago my sister and I were reminiscing over a playthrough of Donkey Kong 64, a game I'd spent countless hours of our youth exploring in novel 3D but had been revealed by time as a plodding incoherent scavenger hunt - a position she had always held. I remarked to her "Imagine how bad it'd suck if you lived in the Soviet Union, stood in line three hours in the snow for this game, and this was your only game like it". She replied "I mean, I guess I'd loving love it in that case. Hahahahah, wow, maybe communism has its advantages" That thought has stuck with me ever since - that a lack of overinundation retains your perspective to appreciate what you have. It's truly vast cosmic irony that a bunch of tree apes developed over millions of years to put in my hands this amusement - not even key to survival and perpetuation - of manipulating flashing lights to inhabit an entirely alien world. Against such a sweep does it matter that I could be fractionally more stimulated by Banjo-Kazooie? Only in that I know it. K
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 10:02 |
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Oh, you're quoting my Goodmined OP? It was a successful experiment. I posted that in The Imp Zone and mostly got told to stop posting and kill myself. When I posted it in C-Spam this happenedPlatystemon posted:
Platystemon posted:The idea that companies will develope fungus‐resistant bananas is fiction, but not for the reason you think. Sincerity Triumphs Daikloktos fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jul 22, 2020 |
# ? Jul 22, 2020 11:04 |
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Sincerity Triumphs [/quote] Lol
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 11:44 |
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i think the number three is funny enough on its own
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 11:47 |
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redm posted:i think the number three is funny enough on its own Every joke is made up of exactly three parts. Setup. Punchline. Embarrassment.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 12:35 |
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Bananas are okay, but the peels are hilarious! Also you should never put bananas In the re-fridg-er-rator.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 12:43 |
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a rabbi, a priest, an imam, and the flying spaghetti monster walk into a bar...
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 12:59 |
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piss poo poo and vomit
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:09 |
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"teh penguin...of d00m!!" 1. "teh penguin" = typos are already hilarious and this just adds to the very funny bird known as the penguin 2. "..." a simple pause, timing is the essence of comedy 3. "of d00m!!" wow need i say more
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:10 |
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My penis walks into your mom's vagina. Your mom says, "Why the long shaft?"
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:14 |
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Like, a clown juggling pokeballs on a unicycle pedals off a cliff on a school field trip and they fall at a uniform rate and acceleration and his teacher proves TWO postulates that day, and also to make it even more funny the archeologist that digs up his bones in 2347 has a good laugh at the pokeballs and shakes his head saying “smart and stupid at the same time, what a civilization”.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:16 |
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ELI PORTER posted:"teh penguin...of d00m!!" sorry but this doesn't make sense. penguins are not known for being ferocious or generally threatening, so terming a penguin to be 'of d00m' is simply incorrect. consider if it were 'the dragon of doom' instead - much more reasonable and a joke that everybody can enjoy
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:18 |
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Mozi posted:sorry but this doesn't make sense. penguins are not known for being ferocious or generally threatening, so terming a penguin to be 'of d00m' is simply incorrect. consider if it were 'the dragon of doom' instead - much more reasonable and a joke that everybody can enjoy I think the penguin is a gamer. That's the underlying joke, gamers.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 14:00 |
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Mozi posted:sorry but this doesn't make sense. penguins are not known for being ferocious or generally threatening, so terming a penguin to be 'of d00m' is simply incorrect. consider if it were 'the dragon of doom' instead - much more reasonable and a joke that everybody can enjoy That is the point though it subverts your expectations
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 14:07 |
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sometimes a penguin is just a cigar haha
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 14:22 |
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“Why is there a penguin on top of the telly??” -quote from one of the funniest comedy sketches in history
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 14:26 |
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Imagine three jokes on the edge of a cliff...
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 14:57 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Imagine three jokes on the edge of a cliff... All of them are piss.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 17:46 |
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Chrs posted:That is the point though it subverts your expectations oooh...... oh!
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 17:50 |
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I liked funny things a lot more before you explained to me how to enjoy them, OP.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:01 |
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good jokes are just tons of observations and then explaining why they are funny, and then explaining why the explanation was funny and if u dont get it then maybe get some beers going? smoke marijuan? its been around since the greaks
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:04 |
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Can you imagine THREE BOOBS?!??
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:04 |
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Professor Shark posted:Can you imagine THREE BOOBS?!?? you don't have to imagine there are sources
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:06 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Like, a clown juggling pokeballs on a unicycle pedals off a cliff on a school field trip and they fall at a uniform rate and acceleration and his teacher proves TWO postulates that day, and also to make it even more funny the archeologist that digs up his bones in 2347 has a good laugh at the pokeballs and shakes his head saying “smart and stupid at the same time, what a civilization”.
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 01:01 |
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2347. Good call, Clam
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 01:02 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 01:53 |
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So yeah, I'd say maybe stick to three
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 02:05 |
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Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. Your meds
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This is why it bothers me that people think they're just adding one more funny thing. Even an elementary intuition of exponential growth taught in middle school should warn them against that impulse. Linguistic studies of uncontacted Amazonian tribes are an important scientific corner-case to study the relation between language and the foundational structure of logic. Experiments with the Piraha people suggest the mathematical lexicon of human protolanguage contained only similar to "Some", "Few", and "Many"; the specific quantities the Piraha would assign these words changed depending on the context such as adding sticks to a pile vs. removing them As I have proven by grounding the immortal science of Marxist dialectic in the classical objectivity of geometry, there is a breaking point between two funny things and three; and is it left to the reader to determine where the breaking point from "Few" to "Many" may lie. Daikloktos fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jul 24, 2020 |
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