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Empty Sandwich posted:i shall shill a final time in this thread intended not to shill They're awesome and you should be proud of them. 
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more like an anal history of the goatse mugs
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I love the way it was packed
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fluppet posted:I love the way it was packed I try to make these all safe... but festive
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fluppet posted:I love the way it was packed
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here's a brief updated overview of the goatse mug process: first, I start out with a strip of clay about this big. I'm cutting pieces for the hands now, I'm aiming for 1 oz (roughly 30g):  no, that's too big:  ah, there we go:  now it's time to sculpt the hand. behold, the magic of art:  on to the arms. I aim for about 3 1/2 oz (roughly 100g), the closer to this shape the better:  time to sculpt an arm. when you think about it, artists are basically gods:  I then for reasons I don't remember skipped the next couple of steps, because I took these pictures in loving September: bend the hand shapes over the rims, mark where they go, score the rim and the hand shape, wet them, jam them together, cover and leave for a few hours. then I pick a pair of arms, mark where they'll fit on the cup, trim the wrists (optional), score wrist and shoulder and matching mug spots, wet, join. that also gets covered for a bit so that the relative moisture in the clay all balances out. ideally, it'll be soft enough to take impressions but firm enough to handle, which is also what I wrote in my match dot com bio. anyway, I stuff the mugs into a garbage bag:  e: more pics later Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jan 28, 2022 |
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Knormal posted:My goatse mug was apparently porch-pirated, and honestly thinking of someone stealing a package and opening it up to find this staring at them is worth the cost of the loss. god loving dammit. lol, but also goddammit. are you positive it made it to you? shoot me a missive on the Etsy.
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Has anybody said it yet?Chief McHeath posted:more like an anal history of the goatse mugs Ah, good. But you're supposed to put an "amirite?" at the end of it.
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Where does one place an order?
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sigher posted:Where does one place an order? I'm incredibly lovely at this whole "business" thing http://pottery.biz or failing that https://pattonpottery.etsy.com
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Just wanted to chime in that I got my order a couple weeks ago and it’s as amazing in person as I hoped. Drinking a cup of coffee out of the goat man’s anus is a magical experience.
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Im not spending $50 on a coffee mug that looks like that picture of a dudes rear end in a top hat, OP
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Nooner posted:Im not spending $50 on a coffee mug that looks like that picture of a dudes rear end in a top hat, OP Maybe you’d like a shirt US $10.98 21％ Off | Men t shirt Goatse Farms tshirts Women-tshirt https://a.aliexpress.com/_mN3SfPw
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Nooner posted:Im not spending $50 on a coffee mug that looks like that picture of a dudes rear end in a top hat, OP You're missing out.
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I ordered a couple shot glasses from you for a friend's birthday! He loved them. I'll ask if he still has them later today.
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MoonshineWilly posted:Just wanted to chime in that I got my order a couple weeks ago and it’s as amazing in person as I hoped. Drinking a cup of coffee out of the goat man’s anus is a magical experience. thank you and excellent. I'm proud to be the second-leading provider of goatse. Nooner posted:Im not spending $50 on a coffee mug that looks like that picture of a dudes rear end in a top hat, OP I can more than understand this position however, Midjack posted:You're missing out. Snowy posted:Maybe you’d like a shirt goddammit, I need one of these now Detective No. 27 posted:I ordered a couple shot glasses from you for a friend's birthday! He loved them. I'll ask if he still has them later today. excellent. I really like that people enjoy and use these things
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it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I'm still making these.
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Empty Sandwich posted:it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I'm still making these. Still drinking out of mine every day at work, to the occasional shock of coworkers and visitors.
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Posting a thread dead for a full year
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Posting a thread dead for a full year thanks for joining me 
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rear end to mouth looking good as ever
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You should make ones without a ring, for plausible deniability.
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Just paint a ring on the bottom. Drink deeply, And before your eyes, Will be revealed A golden surprise
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Good to the last drop.
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YES, I couldn't buy this fast enough. Only 3-4 left, gents. Grab'em before they slip.
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Slugworth posted:You should make ones without a ring, for plausible deniability. someone once had me make one with the ring on the right hand, just to piss off the recipient. (never heard if it worked.) Cannon_Fodder posted:YES, I couldn't buy this fast enough. thank you! also there are a few more than that. tomorrow. (unless a big kiln crime happens.)
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Empty Sandwich posted:someone once had me make one with the ring on the right hand, just to piss off the recipient. (never heard if it worked.) It's going to my best friend for his birthday. I couldn't have found a better gift for him. Thanks!
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I still have mine from 2011. A good rear end-mug.
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I ran the Canadian mirror. It was really stupid, but I was also really stupid. Finally unloaded the domain to someone more stupid and broke even. Funny thing was trying to sell it on the domain buy and sell places. On traffic, it was worth a lot more. But people see, uh, that. And they don't get it. Got banned from who knows how many places.
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Still amazes me at the quality of these & how they've gotten better over time 
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Big fan of the goatman so I purchased one. Can’t wait to fill this up with brown liquids.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:It's going to my best friend for his birthday. I couldn't have found a better gift for him. I hear many stories of love and friendship because of making these. happy birthday! SamDabbers posted:I still have mine from 2011. A good rear end-mug. ah, an early adopter The Butcher posted:I ran the Canadian mirror. it seems to be down  BOOTY-ADE posted:Still amazes me at the quality of these & how they've gotten better over time I'm glad it shows. I think I'm up to over 600 of these things, but I've lost track. I want them to baffle future archaeologists. Bloopsy posted:Big fan of the goatman so I purchased one. Can’t wait to fill this up with brown liquids. cocoa is surprisingly unnerving. 
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