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Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
one time i went to sonic and got a dr pepper with every flavor, and the employees came out to watch me drink it

it was bad

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MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
was workin at sonic and we all came out to watch a guy drink a soda i cummed in

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


one time we went to Qdoba and our bowls were like 5 pounds each and the manager was walking around the dining room with extra tortillas to give to people

I guess that was cool because you know the food won't be great, so at least you get shittons of it

e: oh and one time we went to chick-fil-a and their POS system broke or something so our whole order was free


tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
One time I went to Sonic and pointed at the sign on the menu that said "we'll put chili & cheese on anything" and asked if that applied to ice cream too and they said yes and did it for me and didn't let me pay for it if they could watch me eat it so I did. It wasn't good at all but also not completely terrible, just very weird.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i went to culver’s once and got a burg and some fries for take out, and as i was waiting for it i realized I wanted onion rings more than fries but it was too late so whatever. i get the bag and lo and behold someone had accidentally given me onion rings.

blessed.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I used to go to a specific Target every sunday before starting my work shift to get popcorn. My girl Julia would make PERFECT popcorn. I mean, perfectly seasoned, buttery, but not too salty. I would get the largest size, the "Take Home" bag. I miss you Julia

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

was workin at sonic and we all came out to watch a guy drink a soda i cummed in

if they asked for every flavor then you're just doing your job imo

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Mcdonalds at union station, 3 in the morning and drunk as hell. We had heard of McGangbangs but never tried it, and the dude behind the counter knew it by name. We all ate ours and slurred about how amazing it was and it was perfect. If I had been any more or less drunk it wouldn't have been nearly as good i think.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

RandomFerret posted:

Mcdonalds at union station, 3 in the morning and drunk as hell. We had heard of McGangbangs but never tried it, and the dude behind the counter knew it by name. We all ate ours and slurred about how amazing it was and it was perfect. If I had been any more or less drunk it wouldn't have been nearly as good i think.

you're wrong, it's still unreasonably good sober. or at least, the level of stoned i stay.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


carry on then posted:

i went to culver’s once and got a burg and some fries for take out, and as i was waiting for it i realized I wanted onion rings more than fries but it was too late so whatever. i get the bag and lo and behold someone had accidentally given me onion rings.

blessed.

I love it when I get a mix. I like onion rings but I only ever want a couple. how come that's not a thing? just a little bit of everything.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

I love it when I get a mix. I like onion rings but I only ever want a couple. how come that's not a thing? just a little bit of everything.

I think that was in the jack in the box munchie pack. Our maybe it was just curly and regular fries

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


Getting someone else's order that has a shitload more food and you being the fatass you are, still eat all of it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

halokiller posted:

Getting someone else's order that has a shitload more food and you being the fatass you are, still eat all of it.

i had a delivery order that was completely wrong from Taco Bell, rather than my 3 customized items they gave me >15 individual soft tacos and burritos. not significantly more expensive than what i ordered (it was all value menu stuff) but i ended up eating taco bell for 3 days out of some sense of duty. actually not truly a "best" fast food experience come to think of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
the arby's 5 for 5 was a great fast food experience while it lasted

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Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Hahaha, like half of the experiences posted were regrettable sorrow experiences. My few "better than average" fast food experiences are probably the one time I made it through my local McDonald's drive thru in record time. Seriously showed up, ordered, payed, and got my food, all as fast as you could want it. Never seen anything like it.

The other time that stands out is another McD's drive thru experience. My first band was three people, counting myself, and we went to the Don before band practice one summer evening, probably like 2008. We placed our order like normal, and waited at the first window where the employee there would not turn to look at us. Just stared ahead at the screen until the line for the second window was completely gone and people are backed up behind me. We tried waving, saying "hey" at the guy, just wouldn't give us the time of day. I rolled up to the second window, and the employee hands us our order plus a large Sprite we deffo didn't order, doesn't say a thing, just hands it to us, business as usual.


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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



halokiller posted:

Getting someone else's order that has a shitload more food and you being the fatass you are, still eat all of it.

Came in here to post this. It was a lot of chalupas

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Practically all of my "best" fast food experiences involve the given place of business loving up in a beneficial way.

Like the handful of times McDs accidentally gave me an extra Sausage McMuffin, or the time Del Taco was taking so long that they slipped in an extra Macho fries as a make-good.

Cross-Section fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jul 31, 2020

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Eating the confusingly named New York System hot wiener (or 3) in a hole in the wall joint in Rhode Island is just the best thing.

Highest Cactus
Jul 25, 2007

News: Mysterious illegal cookies seized. "Tastes terrible," says police.

I used to work right down the street from a Whataburger, and I would go 3-4 times a week for lunch. They eventually started ringing up my order (#2 with cheese, side of honey mustard) as soon as they saw me walking in the front door.

A few months after I got laid off from that job, I was doing an interview in the area, so I stopped by the old Whataburger. The manager remembered my order after having not seen me in some time, and we small talked for a minute before I got my food.
He didnt even charge me for the honey mustard this time.

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




sean10mm posted:

Eating the confusingly named New York System hot wiener (or 3) in a hole in the wall joint in Rhode Island is just the best thing.

You forgot to mention if it was made by a greasy italian or greek dude who made 8 at a time all lined up on his arm without gloves, of course that's only if you went to the REAL New York System on Smith Street.

My best fast food experience is my first time going to an In-N-Out near the UCLA campus.

Photex fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Aug 2, 2020

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
used to walk to wendys right around 3 am on the weekends in hs because they were closing and i would knock on the drive through window and ask if my friend was working then i would give him 5 bucks and he would just load me up with food then i would go sit on the curb and eat the food with the other low lifes who did the same thing.



BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
It was probably the time I drove 5 minutes out of my way off the highway to get a McRib part way on an 800 mile multi-state drive. The McRib wasn't anything too special, pretty much exactly what I expected it to be, but the entire state I lived in was strongly on the no-Rib list.

Oh yeah, it was during the buy one get one for $1 special, which is actually pretty rad. It was like that Simpsons episode where the fatty meat slurry evoked special, unusual, feelings in my usually dead brain.

Or just any of the countless times I ate at Portillo's while I lived in state; which even at their worst is substantially better than a freakin' McRib.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Does snoic still have their servers use roller skates? back when i was in highs chool they did anywau at least at this one place i ordered some food and the woman that skated it out to me was very pretty. that's about it, bye



Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
A bacon cheeseburger I ate sometime around 1988 from a place called T.J’s. I think I’d almost volunteer to never eat another hamburger again if I could eat that one, one more time.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
My first job was at McDonald's when I was 17. I got head from my supervisor Brenda on lunch break while sitting on a box of cookies that were bound to go into happy meals. McDonald's does in fact have a basement storeroom. You may not think about it but it's there, it's there. Definitely my best fast food experience, tho trailed closely by the time I got 2 extra bean burritos in my taco bell order a few weeks back.

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Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
My best fast food experience was at Panera Bread. Good food. Good prices. I'm upset that President Trump doesn't frequent it as he does other establishments. I want him to eat healthier so that he makes it through his second term. I emailed him as such but haven't heard back from him yet.

Four more years! Four more years!


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