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Ey! Publix! Get the lead out wouldya? Fahgeddaboudit! |
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vanisher posted:down the hatch, or your money back.
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Jul 27, 2020 11:53
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environment schmironment, my car runs better when I use leaded orange soda as opposed to regular
DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Jul 27, 2020 12:51
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Quench. Oh, so good. It puts the orange soda down the hatch or else it gets the lead again. |
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Jul 27, 2020 14:57
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Also very helpful of them to provide their website in a product description on their website |
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loving amazing |
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Jul 27, 2020 16:50
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when you hire an indonesian mechanical turker to write your ad copy
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Jul 27, 2020 16:51
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alnilam posted:E Plumbium Cola
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Jul 27, 2020 17:49
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glug glug |
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Jul 27, 2020 19:29
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JOHN CENA posted:glug glug when you say that i think, "this guys got mad hot flavor" ---------------- |
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Jul 27, 2020 20:19
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JOHN CENA posted:glug glug -publix brand motor oil
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Jul 27, 2020 21:34
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publix brand chocolate chip granola bars (24 pack) Yummy! Oaten strife Hoochie Ma ma Hands up Chocolicious Don't shoot!
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Jul 27, 2020 21:36
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Look, when you take the lead out of gasoline you have to put it in something else or old folks just don't run right. Granma knocking and pinging all over the place is NOT a pretty sight! buying the pour in lead additive for grandma's cola since you just cant get the old regular stuff around here any more
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Deep in the Publix underground "research center", there is a bare, fluorescent lit room. Inside, on a metal chair, sits a very stoned man. The only other furnishings, a metal table, and in corner of the ceiling, an old CRT television plays Adult Swim. Researchers observe from behind a one way mirror. At length, a medical gowned research assistant enters the room with a tray containing a single plastic cup. In the unlabeled cup sits a sample of Publix' new vegan cheese flavored baked puffed corn snack. The stoned man is heard to mumble "whoaah gently caress man, are you even real??" as the man places the tray on the table. Upon seeing the snack, the man says "Nice!". The research assistant leaves the room, and researchers behind the mirror note down "nice" on a clipboard. "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Laaaaw" the man sings to himself as he places the corn puff in his mouth. "munch munch!". Scribbles from behind the mirror. "this tastes like industrial waste. Hey I'm thirsty!". The researchers scramble to pour some diet root beer into an identical plastic cup. Publix Vegan Cheese Flavoured Baked Corn Puffs: Are you even real? Munch munch! Industrial. Litigious. Nice. |
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Jul 28, 2020 15:01
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i really actually love the public deli sandwiches, for some reason they always turn out really good. i'm sad i don't live near one anymore, but there's a penn station nearby that does pretty good subs at least Meaty! Condiments. Crispy lettuce Dehumanizing Eat
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nut posted:why is the person surrendering he doesn't want to be shot full of more lead |
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