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GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Strumpie posted:

now i understand why Lowtax is always talking about the kiwi farm

SniperWoreConverse posted:

[�]that goon[�]liked to eat kiwis[�]and pretend they were[�]gonads[�]

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:37

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:02

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

yook posted:

I’m not sure why eating a kiwi without slicing it seems weird to me. It doesn’t even really have any major seeds, you could whole-rear end swallow that thing like a snake eating an egg.

Meanwhile motherfuckers are out there biting into onions like they’re an apple.

Tbf sometimes it's just a matter of not wanting your mom to be right about an onion not being an apple... https://youtu.be/6HPRwRLXFcw

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:37

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

Wait I forgot about hotdogs

gently caress

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:38

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

yook posted:

Eating raw onion without putting a whole burger around it first is wrong

I will die on this hill

I'm the only one that likes onions on their burger, so when I chop one up for a burger it's either going in the trash or my stomach. I usually caramelize half an onion and eat the other half while doing so. Cut nicely for the caramelized half, cooking snack is straight biting into it.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:39

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Stroop There It Is posted:

the funniest outcome of this would be Jeff banning everyone who posted in re-opened FYAD the second the sale goes through

That would be really funny

like chain-probaying an entire subforum only easier

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:40

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

this is now a chat thread

come drink and relax :cheers:

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# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:45

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Lucavi posted:

this is now a chat thread

come drink and relax

I have a chance to receive an extra key every time a thread evolves, so this works for me

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:47

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Lucavi posted:

this is now a chat thread

come drink and relax

sup lucavi

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:49

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

derpies who give you my av

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:49

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

Lowtax posted:

sup lucavi

hello, gonna order some pizza

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:49

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

I'm eating some really great blueberries rn 🙂

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:49

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:51

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

spamming is rude

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# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:52

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Can any of you people that have met him in person explain his hair? I don't get it.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:54

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

this is the hitler page. everyone who posts on it is hitler

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:55

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Can any of you people that have met him in person explain his hair? I don't get it.

my hair does the same thing but I cut it

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:56

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Gazpacho posted:

this is the hitler page. everyone who posts on it is hitler

I'm

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:56

ThreeFingerHoek: Feb 6, 2009; i attribute the quarrelsome nature of the middle ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed

Gazpacho posted:

this is the hitler page. everyone who posts on it is hitler

https://twitter.com/hulkhogan/status/1078490908562202626?lang=en

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:57

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Can any of you people that have met him in person explain his hair? I don't get it.

he has a greasy scalp and wavyness comes from mommy kyanka

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:57

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

I grew out my beard and hair for the first time because of corona. Now I look like John snow if he was guarding the doughnuts instead of the wall.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:59

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

yook posted:

I grew out my beard and hair for the first time because of corona. Now I look like John snow if he was guarding the doughnuts instead of the wall.

make sure you still get a good seal on your mask, if your facial hair is not contained entirely in the mask, it has reduced effectiveness. You can buy a larger mask, or trim it tighter whatever you like. Stay safe out there

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:02

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

yook posted:

I grew out my beard and hair for the first time because of corona. Now I look like John snow if he was guarding the doughnuts instead of the wall.

hello that is called Sam

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:03

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

pixaal posted:

make sure you still get a good seal on your mask, if your facial hair is not contained entirely in the mask, it has reduced effectiveness. You can buy a larger mask, or trim it tighter whatever you like. Stay safe out there

Perfect page for this advice

Sid Vicious posted:

hello that is called Sam

I have a theory about how John is a secret Tarly. Let me just grab my bullet-points...

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:04

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

pixaal posted:

make sure you still get a good seal on your mask, if your facial hair is not contained entirely in the mask, it has reduced effectiveness. You can buy a larger mask, or trim it tighter whatever you like. Stay safe out there

Get a snorkel and put the mask over the end. You still need to clip your nose shut if you do this

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:09

Strumpie: Dec 9, 2012

Tom Gorman posted:

The key to eating rear end is making a good, tight seal with the lips. This improves suction and lets you get all the turds out.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

drunken officeparty posted:

Shageletic posted:

*record scratch*

You might be wondering how I got here

Well, its a short story, I love hitting women

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:17

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

pixaal posted:

make sure you still get a good seal on your mask, if your facial hair is not contained entirely in the mask, it has reduced effectiveness. You can buy a larger mask, or trim it tighter whatever you like. Stay safe out there

I was debating on shaving it now that I know there�s something there for me after 2 months of pube-face. If I need to wear a N95 again it�s definitely coming off, though I think I can get away with it in my foam dust mask for seal + second mask for vent coverage setup as long as I keep the length trimmed.

Sid Vicious posted:

hello that is called Sam

Sam actually trimmed his hair like a gentleman while I wanna bust out of quarantine like Finn taking his hat off in Adventure Time.

Got a fancy $12 wood comb and boar�s hair brush set for it and everything.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 19:33

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.