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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

bad wipers only

# ? Jul 30, 2020 23:58

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:18

vanisher

they always know when I'm getting my oil changed, trying to tell me I need new cabin filters (I don't even live in a cabin?) and better wipers

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:02

Khanstant

lmao if u still wipe. buy a bidet its like 30 dollars

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:04

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Khanstant posted:

lmao if u still wipe. buy a bidet its like 30 dollars

pffffbtbbtbfffbfffbbbbbbbt lmao my loving rear end off @ paying THIRDY!! dollars for a loving bidet when you can get five whole loving underwears for half that price

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:06

Khanstant

you save millions of dollars worth of toilet paper each day tho

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:10

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

and lose a bajillion dollars worth of water each day too, god, quench your greedy thirsty rear end in a top hat and save some for the fishes

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:11

Stooge

I'll never admit to this

# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:05

Stooge

wait

# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:06

STING 64

Khanstant posted:

lmao if u still wipe. buy a bidet its like 30 dollars

apartments

# ? Jul 31, 2020 13:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

using a brown magic marker so i can fit in with the cool smelly kids

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

looking over at brad, the "hot guy" in my gym class, and seeing all the girls swoon as he shows them the feces under his fingernails

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

browsing the covers of magazines at my local bodega and stopping to admire the seemingly effortless streak of poo on kim kardashian's white dress. "10 ways to make you're poo work for you" i nod sagely as i skim through the article before returning the issue of cosmo to the rack.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:36