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when im dead i want my corpse to be manipulated into an rear end-up position and I want to be placed on the side of the moon that faces earth so I can moon everyone from the moon so fragile americans are afraid of giving their children telescopes in case they see some trans girl titty and rear end |
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when i die i want a goldfish funeral someone flush me down a giant drat toilet
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Jul 31, 2020 18:17
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prop me up against the jukebox and hang my hat on my death boner so mom won't see
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Jul 31, 2020 18:19
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I wanna donate my body to science so tehy can do a mythbusters episode. in THIS episode of mythbusters, we will see if the myth of launching a human head from a toile t is possible! *commercial cuts in* ADAM: AM I MISSING, AN, EYEBROW? BEEP BEEP BEEP *fire alarm* literal walrus guy: You're missing some of your hair too *theme music*
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Jul 31, 2020 18:23
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Twenty Four posted:when i die i want a goldfish funeral but only if you rotate for half an hour in the bowl first |
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Jul 31, 2020 18:27
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When I die I want my recently dead brain to be revived and the brainwaves transmitted into a battle mech. Timberwolf MK 2, please and thank you. God bless.
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Jul 31, 2020 18:35
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When I die I expect humanity to grapple with my complicated legacy for millenia
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Jul 31, 2020 19:12
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when i die i want everyone to ritually slip on a banana on their way to greet the casket, but nobody is allowed to laugh, it must be deadpan |
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Jul 31, 2020 22:04
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alexandriao posted:when i die i want everyone to ritually slip on a banana on their way to greet the casket, but nobody is allowed to laugh, it must be deadpan 
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 31, 2020 23:54
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I dont think I’m ever gonna die |
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Aug 1, 2020 00:26
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when I die my body better be used for some weekend at bernies type shenanigans get me into some teen coming-of-age sex comedy wacky stuff that I sorely lacked in my adolescence
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Aug 1, 2020 01:06
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im invincible and cannot die |
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Aug 1, 2020 02:18
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Khanstant posted:oof! my organs!! owie! |
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Aug 1, 2020 03:23
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Aaauuurrggrhh no! My life-force and resulting consciousness has returned to the unknowable and infinite mother-soul from which it emerged! |
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Aug 1, 2020 03:45
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it will be like ghosts n' goblins where one moment i am a bearded guy in undies then boom i am a pile of bones |
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Aug 1, 2020 03:52
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i would have a single unwashed potato put into my rear end amd be buried without a casket so when the potato tree emerges they will be eating pota tos from my rear end |
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Aug 1, 2020 04:41
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alexandriao posted:i would have a single unwashed potato put into my rear end amd be buried without a casket consider assperagus |
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